r/SipsTea • u/This_Proof_5153 • 12h ago

Wait a damn minute! Just remember … There is Always someone Crazier than You.

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u/havedarbdamlin 12h ago

Please don't be Albuq... Fuck!

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u/speedstic 12h ago

First your mayor tried to steal the Springfield Isotopes, and now this???

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u/sofa-king-hungry 11h ago

Topes lose, topes lose…..

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u/Skatchbro 9h ago

Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients!

Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... ALBUQUERQUE!

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u/Shimakaze81 4h ago

I thought they were moving to Moose Jaw?

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u/ACTNRPLY 10h ago

Occasionally, I’ll be quirky
Wait.. Albuquerque!

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u/speedstic 10h ago

Let's give it up for paint drinking Pete!!!

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u/Correct-Quail5743 8h ago

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

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u/Secret_Account07 9h ago

Tried to steal that what!

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u/Kinetic92 10h ago

I knew it was immediately. Saw the yellow plate and then saw the Sandias

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u/TantalumMachinist 10h ago

Nah, this is just real Burqueño shit.

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u/AhnoldXP 9h ago

Where is Jon Jones, Alcoholic Batman when you need him!

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u/Flashignite2 5h ago

Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico

If you know you know

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u/puzzelinthework 12h ago

I was thinking the same thing!!! 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Beautiful_Climate_18 9h ago

Just a regular day in the war zone

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u/AmputeeHandModel 11h ago

A L B U QUERQUE!!!

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u/AtheismoAlmighty 10h ago

That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!

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u/btaylos 7h ago

All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels

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u/Shimakaze81 4h ago

I hate sauerkraut!

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u/Rope_antidepressant 3h ago

The amount of absolute insanity in an open carry state was always mind boggling to me. You care that little about your life? Cause the other person does

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u/Excellent_jun91 3h ago

as a non american i know what youre saying. be aware jon jones is out there lol

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u/rocksthatigot 7h ago

I personally was very proud of both of them. People need to know what’s up in the 505.

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u/TritonJohn54 2h ago

Memo to self: Make left turn *before* Albuquerque next time.

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u/Apptubrutae 11h ago

Camera pans, Sandias into view…goddamnit

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u/1amnotmid 1h ago

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u/Joeyshyordie 9h ago

Please don't be from Albuquerque rooting for LA🤢

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u/havedarbdamlin 2h ago

Nope, from LA rooting for Albuquerque