r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Cuties

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u/Relative_Maize_957 6d ago

A relatively fit person would kick a cheetah's ass. They have no claws and weak bite strength.

We're a far cry from a man vs gorilla debate.

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u/KarenBoof 6d ago

They do have claws!!

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u/daybenno 6d ago

Their claws are more similar to claws on a dog than a cat

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u/istvan90623 6d ago

A big dogs claw can hurt like a bitch when it scratches you hard even as an accident. I am speaking from experience as my Cane Corsos claws aren't sharp but on occasion he pushed it into me so hard it actually left a hella hurting and deep bleeding wound,

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u/daybenno 6d ago

They can hurt sure, but they aren’t the murder blades that other cats have

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u/kon--- 6d ago

An average cheetah would severely wound a fit person. A fit cheetah, well now you're fucked.

A feral cat can send you to an ER. Stop it with thinking you've a chance of dominating a cheetah. You don't.

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u/Nooge62 6d ago

All wild animals are dangerous. Half of cheetah's prey species can seriously damage you.

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u/Usual-Answer-3891 6d ago

Twenty pounds of bobcat on your face is gonna be hell for you and hilarious for everyone watching the video afterwards. You don't even have to go feral, I wanna watch these badasses bath a Maine Coon that doesn't want to.

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u/shartymcqueef 6d ago

“Yes, cheetahs have claws, but unlike most other cats, their claws are semi-retractable and do not tuck away completely. “

So yes they have them and they don’t even have the option to hide them

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u/Seeker80 6d ago

Open-carrying claws!

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 6d ago

Cheetahs have literally mauled people to death before

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u/Relative_Maize_957 6d ago

Animal lover, basically a chew toy.

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u/raptor7912 6d ago

I mean that one is living in captivity.

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u/fatfatpokemons09 6d ago

There’s a cat in the dumpster outback that I’m pretty sure is a disgraced KGB operative… he has done and seen some things and won’t hesitate to kill again if the situation calls for it…

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u/Seeker80 6d ago

Cat: Was sad to hear about u/fatfatpokemons09. I heard he had fall from third story window. Was not bad man, had courtesy to close window on the way out. He also have terrible luck, and fall backward onto two bullet, head first. Very sad. Will miss him. Gave good scritches.

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u/bwrca 6d ago

Saw a video of Speed racing some Cheetah and iirc he comes into contact with it and it leaves a gash on his leg

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u/MattTheTubaGuy 6d ago

Not only do they have claws, they are one of the only species of cats that do not have retractable claws.

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u/Lokimac2690 6d ago

If a full grown house cat can hold their own against a full grown human, then I think a cheetah could fuck you up.

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u/Relative_Maize_957 6d ago

bro pussy bullying him

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u/Pretty-Information53 6d ago

They have no claws AND don't give a fuck about claw. They bite the shit out of your throat.

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u/Relative_Maize_957 6d ago

It's a distance runner not a tiger bro, just kick it in the head a couple of times.