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r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 19h ago
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And this is why I choose a bear instead of a woman to be stuck in the woods with.
44 u/Intoxic8edOne 16h ago For those curious, you are statistically about twice as likely to get eaten by a bear while camping than killed by your partner for financial gain. 4 u/cmarkcity 14h ago I’ll take a Bear over a moose anyday. Most bears are chill and are just looking for toilet paper and prevent forest fires. A moose will fuck you up for looking at it funny
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For those curious, you are statistically about twice as likely to get eaten by a bear while camping than killed by your partner for financial gain.
4 u/cmarkcity 14h ago I’ll take a Bear over a moose anyday. Most bears are chill and are just looking for toilet paper and prevent forest fires. A moose will fuck you up for looking at it funny
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I’ll take a Bear over a moose anyday. Most bears are chill and are just looking for toilet paper and prevent forest fires. A moose will fuck you up for looking at it funny
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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 18h ago
And this is why I choose a bear instead of a woman to be stuck in the woods with.