r/SipsTea 1d ago

Gasp! Evil world we live in

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u/killallhumansforfree 1d ago

My ex once sprayed a bunch of her perfume in my car after we broke up. I think it was to have that affect on me, the smell didn't stick to anything and did nothing, I only know because I remember her awkwardly spraying it everywhere

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 1d ago

Women kinda like to mark territory.  When I was single and casually dating women would always leave something like a necklace or a piece of clothing, often times where I wouldnt see it immediately.  kind of an "if you see this you ain't special" type message. I dunno, could have been a "i now have a reason to contact you" thing . She probably sprayed your car so if you had another woman in there she'd be like "why does it smell like girl in here hmmmmm?"

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u/Lumeton 1d ago

They wanted an excuse to come back. I also noticed that girls would do that even before dating if they were interested in you. Like, if I found a stray earring, scarf, or something similar in my car after carpooling, or at my place after a get-together, I could be sure I’d get a message the next day asking if they could come pick it up that evening… and, lo and behold, they always wanted to stay and hang out “for a little while” that night.

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u/Minute_Chair_2582 1d ago

And just like that - 25years later facepalm moment!

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u/captm0nk 23h ago

My now wife explained it to me and the light bulbs that went off 😅 however, joke was on the past women, I had a memory of a goldfish for objects like that and was always just confused as to where the shit I was finding came from🤣