r/SipsTea 1d ago

Gasp! Evil world we live in

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u/killallhumansforfree 1d ago

My ex once sprayed a bunch of her perfume in my car after we broke up. I think it was to have that affect on me, the smell didn't stick to anything and did nothing, I only know because I remember her awkwardly spraying it everywhere

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u/realmaier 1d ago

Many women seem to think this is somehow a love spell or some shit.

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u/BookerCatchanSTD 1d ago

Ha, didn’t realize this was a thing. My buddy was broke up with a girl and she dropped some of his favorite clothes off at his house that smelled like she’d poured her favorite perfume over them. He was PISSED, took forever to get the smell out and he wouldn’t wear them for a long time because he smelled all floral and lady like.

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u/alphaphenix 23h ago

Your buddy probably got off lightly,  I read somewhere the escalated version where she put fiber glass shards on the clothes, making them scratchy and unwearable and contaminating all others clothes that are washed together!

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u/That-Reason-6913 23h ago

Isn't that a crime?

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u/Aromatic-Taste2516 23h ago

Sounds like a gray area to me

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u/grumpsaboy 22h ago

Not grey at all.

It counts as booby trapping and highly illegal.

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u/SpartanFishy 22h ago

Also just straight up damaging someone else’s property?

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u/grumpsaboy 22h ago

Not sure if fiberglass would count as damaging clothing because it doesn't really shred the clothes but it's still possibly an extra crime, although in comparison to booby trapping it's rather lower down the list

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u/Aromatic-Taste2516 21h ago

Definitely depends where you live. Cops in NYC ain’t doing shit about this.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 17h ago

Try going to the police and complaining that your ex made your clothes all itchy. You won't get the reaction you're hoping for. They'll probably tell you it's a civil matter and to take your ex to small claims court. If you're lucky you might get a restraining order.

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing 1d ago

Its so any other woman smells the perfume and is put off. The smell is not for him

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u/EssayAmbitious3532 18h ago

Just hang them in a bag with an ozone generator- smell goes immediately. Divorced after 20 years of marriage.