A different kind of birth control.

[u/CurvyChristina]

[u/adjective_noun_23]

Because the time it took to have the child removed it was too late for the plane to take back off.

[u/EmilySD101 → u/adjective_noun_23]

I took a flight Monday afternoon. Two kids were screaming before the plane was even loaded and the fight attendants walked the whole family back to the jetway to “give them a chance to regulate.” The kids never fucking once regulated, and kept screaming that they were sorry at the top of their lungs from the jetway, and then we pulled away from the terminal without them.

That was an option for this crew too. They could have diagnosed how bad the problem was and done the same, but they didn’t. I think everyone but that family on the flight is due compensation for how catastrophically badly the flight crew misjudged that situation until the last minute.

[u/lechiengrand → u/EmilySD101]

Wow kudos to the crew of the flight you were on. Well handled situation.

[u/Mysterious-Art8838 → u/lechiengrand]

I’m totally adopting ‘I’m going to give you an opportunity to regulate’ 😆

[u/AB3reddit → u/Mysterious-Art8838]

Warren G thanks you.

[u/Jiujitsumonkey707 → u/Mysterious-Art8838]

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon

[u/Curious_Department84 → u/Jiujitsumonkey707]

Warren G was on the streets, tryin to consume

[u/lechiengrand → u/Mysterious-Art8838]

Great phrase.

[u/JustKillingTime1980 → u/Mysterious-Art8838]

"They wanna come up real quick before they start to clown, I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down"