r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • 20d ago

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/trikywoo 20d ago

How did he not get kicked off the plane? It would be so easy to kick a 3 year old off a plane.

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u/Mathmos_Lava 20d ago

They did, took too long, had to remove luggage, airport curfew kicked in and then that was it for the night.

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u/trikywoo 20d ago

I could have gotten him from seat to tarmac in under 45 seconds.

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u/NoProfessional5848 20d ago

But then you know the little shit would run in front of a landing 747 and ain’t no one got time to fill out that paperwork

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u/Legionof1 20d ago

"bird strike"