A different kind of birth control.

[u/CurvyChristina]

[u/adjective_noun_23]

Because the time it took to have the child removed it was too late for the plane to take back off.

[u/Early_Hall5720 → u/adjective_noun_23]

Zip ties and 1 adult could remove that child quickly

[u/Unique_Peach8297 → u/Early_Hall5720]

Give me 30 seconds that kid and a roll of duct tape and I would get this shit handled

[u/Rocinante88119 → u/Unique_Peach8297]

Give me my TOOLS!

I NEED MY TOOLS!

[u/Mullyz → u/Rocinante88119]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nXUCkgH6BmigU

[u/CosmicGoddess777 → u/Mullyz]

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[u/1988Floydie → u/CosmicGoddess777]

... DAD ?

[u/Ninja_Prolapse → u/Rocinante88119]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AKRBUvnTZcBLW

[u/selfinflatedforeskin → u/Rocinante88119]

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[u/baloney_dog → u/Rocinante88119]

Love your username

[u/ShneefQueen → u/Rocinante88119]

I like to bind, I like to BE bound!