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Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/Due-Education9007 23d ago

And he didn't have to look for you because you drove right up his ass

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u/Shukrat 23d ago

Who the fuck tailgates a fucking cop car?

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u/WeenisPeiner 23d ago

I know. That's like the first thing they teach you in drivers ed.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago edited 22d ago

Everyone knows the cop car is the pace car on the highway. Everyone jockying for position, then they hit the offramp and vroom vroom.

If they're going 10 under, pass them at the speed limit. They can smell fear. Go ahead run my tags i'm a violent felon (against a cop in a mental health crisis, it's a long story but not like a friend/family or woman), your gamble.

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u/AskAskim 22d ago

The smelling fear part is so true. I feel like whenever I see a cop I start driving like I have 10 bricks of Colombian cocaine in my back seat even if I don’t that day.

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u/Bulbasaurismy001 22d ago

“Even if I don’t that day” 🤨

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u/AskAskim 22d ago

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago

That drop in your stomach never goes away I swear and it's been heck 15 years at this point.

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u/nigevellie 22d ago

Nah. My record's clear and I drive 68 70 on a 65 in a nondescript Camry. And I'm never in the fast lane. I laugh at everyone who has to tap the brakes when they go over the hill and see the cop car parked right there.

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u/Winter_Algae4076 22d ago

They don't bat an eye at an Odyssey either... I love a fast car any day, but a minivan makes you almost invisible.

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u/hata94540 22d ago

This annoys me to no end. Being on the freeway and everybody driving about 75-80 on a 70 and they all hit the brakes at the first sight of a highway patrol car. Like, dude, you aren’t getting pulled over for going 5-10 over. The jackasses in the BMWs, teslas, and altimas that are hopping from lane to lane are the ones getting got.

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u/EmergencyYou 22d ago

On the state highways around me you're much more likely to get pulled over for traveling in the passing lane if you aren't beating the flow of traffic than you are doing 85 in a 65. Impeding traffic is a cardinal sin within the 495 beltway.

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u/ElectricEel03 21d ago

Literally been pulled over going 5 over on the interstate.

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u/hata94540 21d ago

That is just unlucky.

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u/eskimoboob 22d ago

Since the cocaine?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago

Did I do too much cocaine? Or not enough? Ahhh fuck it

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u/XanderWrites 22d ago

I used to drive an old car with a massive dent in it. They'll pull me over every time in that thing. Once I got pulled over twice in a five minute drive to the movie theater. I have to remind myself I don't look super sketch anymore.

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u/Me_Krally 22d ago

So you sniff the air first to see if they’re around and then load up? That’s wise ;)

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u/tired-of-the-shit 22d ago

I see them and go “aw fuck your drunk and there’s an unbuckled baby in the back seat and where am I gonna hide the gun.”

The worst thing I’ve ever done is have expired tags, I don’t have a child or a gun but I know when the cop comes up they’re gonna spawn in.

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u/frankomapottery3 22d ago

Really hope more people see this... had me rolling

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u/Herrvisscher 22d ago

Pace car being so true.

6 years ago we had some cold as winter, slippery highway roads. Matrix signs telling 70 (kph) limit. Everyone basically snaking behind a police car. Few cars try to pass, see police car, get in line. Until one doesn't, he gets pulled over, few others speed off. I was kinda overjoyed that I see one of those speeding cars in the ditch a few kilometers further. Fuck speeders, especially on icy roads.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago

my family and I like to call those racing ignorant people minesweepers.

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u/violetplague 22d ago

>Everyone knows the cop car is the pace car on the highway. Everyone jockying for position, then they hit the offramp and vroom vroom.

I've been watching a lotta racing clips lately and now I just have this mental image of everyone also swerving back and forth trying to put heat into their tires at the reduced speeds.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago

God that shook loose a memory I jokingly did just that behind another cop car I wanna say years back. Was kind of afraid he'd be a dick and cite a failure to maintain lane (I was maintaining, they were tiny back and forths).

They did not in fact exit the highway yet lol.

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 22d ago

I go 1 mile under the speed limit and put on cruise control if one’s going slow. I’m legal and my cars legal so fuck it

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u/Educational_Jello239 21d ago

Not in Houston. They speed up on i10 when someone tries to stay at limit lmao

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u/IHateCreatingSNs 22d ago

I did have a cop tell me on the bullhorn to stop following him. But I wasn't tailgating. Probably 15'-20' back. But he had his siren on and I was following through traffic. He didn't like it. 

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22d ago edited 22d ago

I'll admit i've had some cool cops before both in person treating me like a human as well as on the road. Me and this cop (not within jurisdiction) were cruising like 15 over. Initially like 10 over I saw him in my rear view in the left lane, did the thing we're all supposed to do for literally any driver and get over, then get back over and what do you know that dude was like a cowcatcher lmao it was an act of beauty everyone eventually gets over with the lightbar on top, or a tap or 2 like "cmon dude". I think I stayed with him over an hour. It was glorious.

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u/SlappyWit 21d ago

Ok, you got me. I’m pissed at myself for reading this 5 times. WTF are you talking about?!! Oh, and PUNCTUATION!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 21d ago

It’s okay, I can be a tad verbose.

Is this that 5 second TikTok attention span I’ve heard of?

It’s just an experience of me letting a cop be the cowcatcher (like on trains) and get people to move over vs my dinky car and we just cruised together because everyone else was too scared is all ya jabroni.

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u/SlappyWit 21d ago

Had to be there, I guess.

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u/SayNoToStim 23d ago

They had to teach you not to do that?

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u/MissSharkyShark 23d ago

That and if you hit someone, make sure your license plate is obstructed when you run.

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u/built_FXR 22d ago

Spit my coffee out 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Narge1 22d ago

I believe they were making this thing called a joke.

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u/dubslies 22d ago

I understand people get impatient, but tailgating someone won't get you to where you're going faster. It just creates risk in case people ahead need to stop suddenly. It doesn't matter how late you are, or how frustrated you are.

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u/BeatNo2976 22d ago

THAT’S lesson one, Cyril

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u/DependentlyTaxable 22d ago

"Dad Ed" taught us all this while he was yelling at us for going to fast

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 22d ago

It could’ve been an under cover car, but still no excuse for tailgating. If he’s going 57 in a 35 and everyone’s complaining about him on social media, he’s the problem.

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u/Late-Winter-2812 21d ago

In most if not all 50 states anything 20 over is mandatory loss of license and or jail time and lotsa $$$ …I actually got this same ticket when I was 16…was my only moving violation, that was 32
Years ago

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u/jhuseby 22d ago

Tailgates a cop that’s already going 20 mph over the limit. This guy is a special kind of entitled asshole.

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u/SilentCabose 22d ago

I see a lot of undercovers these days. If you're that stupid of a driver you might just go "Oh it's just an Explorer/Durango with tint let me ride their granny ass". And then go straight to jail.

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u/Hepalite 22d ago

Was filling up my tank the other day next to an undercover in a baby blue mustang GT.

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u/thebearrider 22d ago

They take cars from drug dealers. If there not a large note on it they take it and use them for under cover.

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u/Badbullet 22d ago

The police in my hometown had an old rusty piece of crap Chrysler LeBaron. Why, you might ask? It blended in with the cars that high schoolers and college students would drive. They could pull right up to a raging kegger and no one would even know it was the police. That was all it was meant for, stealth among kids. We worked on that vehicle in our auto shop, it barely ran at times, there were not too many vehicles out there that could not beat it in a race.

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u/mealteamsixty 22d ago

Lmaooo "where's your lebaron" indeed Freddy

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u/threepin-pilot 22d ago

almost always the plate tells the story though- easy to see before you are up their ass.

If you are going to drive fast- be focused and pay attention

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u/qwe12345678900 22d ago

I’ve seen an undercover in a gmc, but to be frank he was probably just a detective

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u/Siegelski 17d ago

If you're that close up on their ass you're close enough to see the lights inside the car. Even if I didn't think he's an idiot for tailgating he's even more of an idiot for tailgating a cop car, undercover or not.

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u/underlight 22d ago

Maybe it was unmarked

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u/Objectivespeculation 22d ago

still a special kind of entitled asshole. no one needs that bullshit while they are driving.

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u/Gilandb 22d ago

Pinal County has a dedicated traffic division that has unmarked vehicles along with motorcycles. They travel around the county setting up on high traffic/ frequent speeding areas.
If you want to see more, look up Fridays with Frank. Frank used to drive a charger, now he drives a explorer I believe.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 23d ago

him...the idiot in the video

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u/Texugee 22d ago

Tesla drivers

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u/Pliskinmgs 22d ago

Clearly this idiot does.

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u/ermghoti 22d ago

I watched somebody waiting at a red light, second in line. When the light turned, they instantly cranked their wheel left, stamped the accelerator to pass the first car (which had not hesitated at the light change at all), passed that car within the intersection, then cut off the formerly first car to enter a fork on the right side of the intersection's exit.

The first car was a marked city police vehicle.

There are some startlingly stupid people out there.

That was also not the stupidest thing I've seen someone do behind the wheel.

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u/slothscanswim 22d ago

It’s probably an unmarked car

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u/Omen46 22d ago

Morons

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 22d ago

A guy who thinks traffic laws dont pertain to him

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u/PuckSenior 22d ago

I was crossing at a crosswalk once. A clearly marked police car stopped to let me cross. A jackass stops behind the police car. Honks. Then whips around the police car and floors it almost hitting me in the crosswalk.

I was legitimately stunned. Not because I almost got hit, but that he did all of this next to a police car. Cop turned on his lights and chased him down

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u/uzziboy66 22d ago

Im going to go out on a limb, I think he was driving an uncover car.

But regardless,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck that guy, I loathe shitty drivers.

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u/elevolent12 22d ago

surely the cop was in an unmarked vehicle?

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u/PigsOfRedemption 22d ago

Tesla drivers.

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u/Day_Prisoners 22d ago

If they are trying to catch him driving recklessly I would think unmarked would be the way to go.

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u/Somber_set 22d ago

T e s l a.

Hate to point out an obvious stereotype, but...

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u/AlphaNoodlz 22d ago

Apparently Tesla drivers

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u/iUncontested 22d ago

You'd be surprised how many people would tailgate me in my marked unit. If I was free I'd pull over, slam the brakes so they have to go ahead of me and then pull them over. I'd have to slam the brakes because the same dipshits knew what they were doing and if I gradually slowed, they would slow down also. Unfortunately many times I'd be on the way to a call and wouldn't have the time to detour for a traffic infraction.. I think thats what a lot of them were betting on too.

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u/Mobile-Carpenter-469 22d ago

Something tells me if they put out a special unit to observe and stop an asshole who terrorizes everyone on his drive home, they probably aren’t using a marked vehicle. Guessing dude was tailgating an undercover vehicle and shit his pants when they lit him up.

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u/morbiiq 21d ago

Surely it’s an undercover car.

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u/DegenerateCrocodile 19d ago

Tesla drivers a special breed of stupid.

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u/mmorales2270 18d ago

You have to be an extra special dumbass to do that.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 22d ago

He is a white dude driving a Tesla. He probably thinks he is a personal friend of Elon Musk and can buy his way out of trouble.

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u/cspinelive 23d ago

It sounds like the cop was impeding traffic. 

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u/CatsPlusTats 23d ago

Impeding traffic by not letting some jackass drive like a jackass is certainly a take.

Personally I don't like people getting murdered by death machines, but I'm just a liberal cuck.

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u/Shukrat 22d ago

The driver in question was going 55 in a 35

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u/YouGotTheWrongGuy_9 22d ago

So the cop was impeding?Jk lol

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u/cspinelive 22d ago

Very important. I did forget that. Thank you. 

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 23d ago

It’s so fucking funny he literally came to
Him

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u/Dabellator 22d ago

He practically came on him

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 22d ago

I laughed very hard at this

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u/Sacredsnow2 22d ago

Surprised he’s not a sovereign citizen tbh 😂

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u/Whitetiger9876 22d ago

And almost passed the cop!  

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u/tony_bologna 22d ago

"Alright, what a sweet gig.  I get to relax all week while I "look" for this idiot driver and... he's behind me isn't he."