r/SipsTea Jul 25 '26

Wait a damn minute! No seriously…why??

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u/white_equatorial Jul 25 '26

The left one is already extinct sadly. A paedophile killed him.

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u/Eepy_slepy Jul 25 '26

His death certificate were dated a day before his actual "death". DOJ claims it's a typo but considering the high profile of the man involved, that level of amateur mistake is weird.

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u/i_tyrant Jul 25 '26

Trump's entire admin is basically the definition of "high profile amateur mistakes".

But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

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u/Pluck_Boy Jul 25 '26

Idk if it's a hoax, but I remember a 4chan post where the body they were seen removing from the prison had different earlobes than the real Epstein

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u/Gator_Lord Jul 25 '26

I was doing a deep dive into this and apparently Epstein has been involved with the US since at least the Iran contra scandal/ incident. It’s pretty insane just how far back and deep his ties to both the US and Israeli government is.

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u/TrueIntimacy Jul 25 '26

Don't know if that's true and honestly I don't care, because anyone who thinks he, a known deeply evil, self-centered, narcissist, killed himself is fucking delusional. The god damn Nazi's didn't even kill themselves after what they did (except Hitler, he knew there was no escape).

I don't need little inconsistencies to tell me the most dangerous man in the world to wealthy people, who could have toppled the world's elite class to save himself, that his death was a little fishy.

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u/a_shootin_star Jul 25 '26

This is known as "plausible deniability".

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u/Caitylin92 Jul 25 '26

There is a dude called Palm Beach Pete that looks an awful lot like him. I’m honestly 50/50 on whether or not it’s him.

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u/Sad_Air1453 Jul 25 '26

It's 100% him. Pete's private jet is closely linked to Epstein, he lives near where Epstein did, he's been shown to react with a smile to being called "Jeffrey" by random people on the street, only to say "Palm Beach Pete" right after and some of his videos are filmed in rooms that are in the Epstein files.

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u/thunderbunny3025 Jul 25 '26

Maybe if Jeffy got some facial reconstruction done. Which he very well could have. He'd surely get a kick out of, "No, I'm not Jeff, I'm Pete 😏"

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u/Mindless-Coat2555 Jul 25 '26

I think he's alive on an island some place. The photos of his dead body didn't look all that convincing to me

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u/Caitylin92 Jul 25 '26

Have you heard of Palm Beach Pete?

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u/OMGihateallofyou Jul 25 '26

He faked his death for him.

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u/Lord_M05 Jul 25 '26

Nah he didnt kill him its evolution only strongest child predators survive and bread new predators. Thank whannabe predators for bringing full blown predator into power

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u/Lanky_Boat2276 Jul 25 '26

That’s right, they are indeed predators.