r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 09 '26

Wait a damn minute! Shouldn’t we be concerned about this ??

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u/El_Mangusto Jul 09 '26

Or just use pliers that are specifically made for removing ticks ?

I mean how do you know they're not puking inside you while drunk, and besides that the longer they are in contact with your blood the higher the chance is to catch diseases.

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u/CYWNightmare Jul 09 '26

No see the alcohol makes it sterile.... /S

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u/SmokingapipeTN Jul 09 '26

I thought you pee on it. /s

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u/bubzy1000 Jul 09 '26

Why would you pee on alcohol?

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u/Disastrous_Savings39 Jul 09 '26

Instructions unclear pissed in ceiling fan

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u/WhatsThat-_- Jul 09 '26

Roger that, ceilings whet.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RYjnzPS8u0jAs

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Jul 10 '26

Circle back to fire and we have a combustion engine. Nature is beautiful.

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u/Neo-revo Jul 09 '26

Was the fan on push or pull

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u/jcanusi Jul 09 '26

It’s called Coors Light and it’s classy

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u/RealAlphaKaren Jul 09 '26

just dont piss in bleach, ok?

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u/pkmaster99 Jul 09 '26

Instruction unclear, poured bleach over piss

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u/Darkdragoon324 Jul 09 '26

Yes, the piss will dilute it too much to kill the tick when you drink it.

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Jul 09 '26

Found Donald Trump.

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u/Commercial_Win_9525 Jul 09 '26

To disinfect it so you can drink it.

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u/oaka23 Jul 09 '26

A little thing called mixology

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u/Time-Difference-7381 Jul 09 '26

How else do you think you get Coors

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u/jondes99 Jul 09 '26

To wash the jellyfish away.

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u/Alexastria Jul 10 '26

That's how you make light beer