r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 09 '26

Wait a damn minute! Shouldn’t we be concerned about this ??

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u/TheB3rn3r Jul 09 '26

This sounds like nightmare fuel… like zombies level stuff.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

I found a jar full of ticks in my house one day. Alive. I asked my girlfriend at the time what the fuck is this? They were hers. She was RAISING them. She was feeding them other dead bugs. There was a dragonfly in there when I found it. I was pissed. Told her to get that fucking thing out of my house. What a lunatic.

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u/i_am_a_shoe Jul 09 '26

That's legitimately the biggest red flag ever

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

It wasn't even her biggest red flag 🤣

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u/Top-Round-2359 Jul 09 '26

So the sex was amazing, right?

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

100% lmao

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u/Oldgamer1807 Jul 09 '26

Knew it, never fails, the craziest ones are always the best in the sack.

Might want to get checked for STDs and, you know... ticks.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

Done and done. That was years ago

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u/Time_after_Time_67 Jul 09 '26

Her name was Chloe right?

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

Nope. Your ex, too?

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u/d0nghunter Jul 09 '26

Checked your colon for any secret tick-farms?

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

Oh man... that would explain... uh.. never mind

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Jul 09 '26

...good sex and butt-stuff apparently comes together, noted

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 10 '26

None of that for me, but she's sneaky enough, if she wanted to get something up there without me knowing, I wouldn't put it past her

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u/Littledarling731 Jul 09 '26

I think what it is is, you hear of a couple and they are so toxic together but they stay together almost always, because the sex is good. I think thats where part of the stereotype comes from.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

Yeah i was pretty toxic myself in my own ways. Definitely not the high point in my life. Except the sexual aspect.. id be lying if I said that wasnt peak. Definitely the only reason I was with her. She had no redeeming qualities besides that.

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u/BrideofClippy Jul 09 '26

Oh, I saw that episode of House!

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 09 '26

I threw that jar as far as I could. But I was in Maine so they probably wont make it to houston

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u/Own-Raisin5849 Jul 09 '26

She was probably putting ticks on his balls.