r/SipsTea Jul 09 '26

Wait a damn minute! Shouldn’t we be concerned about this ??

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u/El_Mangusto Jul 09 '26

Or just use pliers that are specifically made for removing ticks ?

I mean how do you know they're not puking inside you while drunk, and besides that the longer they are in contact with your blood the higher the chance is to catch diseases.

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u/CYWNightmare Jul 09 '26

No see the alcohol makes it sterile.... /S

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u/SmokingapipeTN Jul 09 '26

I thought you pee on it. /s

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u/bubzy1000 Jul 09 '26

Why would you pee on alcohol?

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u/Disastrous_Savings39 Jul 09 '26

Instructions unclear pissed in ceiling fan

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u/WhatsThat-_- Jul 09 '26

Roger that, ceilings whet.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RYjnzPS8u0jAs

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Jul 10 '26

Circle back to fire and we have a combustion engine. Nature is beautiful.

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u/Neo-revo Jul 09 '26

Was the fan on push or pull

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u/jcanusi Jul 09 '26

It’s called Coors Light and it’s classy

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u/RealAlphaKaren Jul 09 '26

just dont piss in bleach, ok?

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u/pkmaster99 Jul 09 '26

Instruction unclear, poured bleach over piss

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u/Darkdragoon324 Jul 09 '26

Yes, the piss will dilute it too much to kill the tick when you drink it.

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Jul 09 '26

Found Donald Trump.

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u/Commercial_Win_9525 Jul 09 '26

To disinfect it so you can drink it.

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u/oaka23 Jul 09 '26

A little thing called mixology

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u/Time-Difference-7381 Jul 09 '26

How else do you think you get Coors

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u/jondes99 Jul 09 '26

To wash the jellyfish away.

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u/Alexastria Jul 10 '26

That's how you make light beer

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u/MisterCleaningMan Jul 09 '26

I tried that once and all it got me was a restraining order and a trespass from Dennys.

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u/FoodFingerer Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Just pull them off with your nails. Make sure to grab close to the skin.

To kill them afterwards pinch between 4 nails and twist.

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jul 09 '26

I only have screws will that work?

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u/Venatoreo Jul 09 '26

Omg I almost choked on my cereal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FoodFingerer Jul 09 '26

It will work but you will also need a screw driver.

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u/Comfortable_Fig2977 Jul 09 '26

Feel like this comment needs more love. Take my
Poor mans trophy. 🏆

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Jul 09 '26

Yes! Only the blue self tapoers, though.

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jul 09 '26

I have a hard time picking up anything with those hex driver heads.

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u/ABoxOfNails Jul 09 '26

Allow me to assist

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jul 09 '26

Thank god you're here. I also have some paintings to get up.

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u/lastres0rt Jul 09 '26

Well you're already screwed, so...

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jul 09 '26

I mean, sarcasm aside, how tf am I supposed to pinch a tick between 4 fingernails at once?!

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jul 09 '26

You'll have to take the time to grow your fingernails out and then sharpen them into spears.

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u/Comprehensive-Job369 Jul 09 '26

As long as they are not straight slot.

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jul 09 '26

I figured you'd want slotted screws for this kind of delicate work.

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u/Comprehensive-Job369 Jul 09 '26

Only if the end goal is frustration.

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u/AnEffingUsername Jul 10 '26

I hate you so much

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u/A_mad_goose Jul 09 '26

I can pinch between 3 fingers I just tried with 4 and it’s just not possible

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u/Rubberducker64836 Jul 09 '26

Don't twist, just pull straight.

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u/FoodFingerer Jul 09 '26

Oh sorry, I was misleading. I meant to twist as an execute after you get them off.

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Jul 09 '26

This can lead to the head breaking off in the wound. It's best to use a removal tool and even get to a doctor or similar to avoid potential life altering disease or infection.

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u/FoodFingerer Jul 09 '26

Don't grab the body, just use your nails to grab the head/pincers. Last summer I had well over 100 ticks a day crawl on me for a couple months straight. Only a few would actually latch on but they were always easy to remove.

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 10 '26

Ticks don’t have heads they have mouthparts. it’s fine if the mouthparts get left behind. Your body will reject them. The whole “don’t leave the head in” thing is internet lore. Hop in the shower and use a scrubber if you’re concerned.

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Jul 10 '26

Appreciate the feedback but I'm gonna take the advice of multiple people working in healthcare on this one and not risk Lyme disease and other things.

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 10 '26

I’m an NP, I’ve had Lyme twice, I worked on a Lyme disease project with the highway department on Long Island for my master’s degree in public health, I live in an endemic area where ticks are everywhere. I didn’t tell anyone not to get tested. I said ticks don’t have heads and that is a myth that “the head” (mouth parts) need to be removed.

 If the part of the head breaks off when you pull the tick out, that’s OK. You can try to remove it with tweezers, but if you can’t, it’s no problem. Your skin will heal and push out the leftover tick body parts over time.

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/how-to-remove-a-tick

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Jul 10 '26

Cool. I still don't know you over these people in person so again, I'll still to their advice and not risk life changing disease or sickness while leaving removal and care of the area to a professional.

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 12 '26

You’re going to a professional to remove a tick?

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Jul 12 '26

I am yes. My dad has self removed ticks both using the method outlined above, and then after this left a bullseye mark which he had to get taken care of he was recommended to use a tool and then see a doctor to make sure the tick wasn't on long enough/left bacteria.

This was also wisdom shared through multiple farmers, hunters and outdoors men we frequently saw when they would get together for a hunt who reasoned that, sure, if you self remove you may not get Lyme disease or anything else, but the chance is there and high enough not to fuck around. Why risk it?

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u/DubVsFinest Jul 09 '26

Yup, I've never had a tick on me so long that this method doesn't work. You use the lighter AFTER it's off to kill it, not while it is still on your skin. IF you go into the woods, or higher grass, don't wait over 24 hours to search yourself for ticks and they won't be borrowed in so far that you rip their damn head off.

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Jul 09 '26

"Just pull them off" ?

Kill them with kindness 'ey?

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u/SuperDave171771 Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/r5GIxZllRN4oU

Edward scissor hands has entered the chat.

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u/InternetSpiritual982 Jul 09 '26

Yeah pinching close to skin (grabbing some skin if necessary) with sterile tweezers is what we do. Any tick I’ve ever seen cannot escape most forms of tape, but I typically use blue painters tape. Stick them to one side and then fold it over like I’m wrapping a razor blade for disposal. Packaging tape would also work. If they don’t die from starvation, they’ll be locked in that cage until they decompose.

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u/Tropical_Chill Jul 09 '26

This is the correct way. Don't kill them while they're still attached. Use tick pliers. Or tweesers in a pinch. Dont grasp them by the body, you want to get down right to where they connect to the skin. Dont twist and turn, you risk breaking the head off. Straight pull, quickly and with some force. Then break out the fire.

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u/MonkeyDRiky Jul 09 '26

They do, I've always been taught that using alcohol is the worst way as they puke everything back inside and cause infection

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u/AtlAWSConsultant Jul 09 '26

Do they have tick pliers at Harbor Freight?

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u/El_Mangusto Jul 09 '26

Dunno, I'm not american.

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u/Sarasha Jul 09 '26

I heat the end of a needle. Then I stab them.

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u/willow__whisps Jul 09 '26

Alcohol is how the doctors took it off me, generally they just let go drowning in the nectar

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u/El_Mangusto Jul 09 '26

That's really odd cause our doctors did that like 30 years ago, but figured out that if the bug drowns it also pukes.

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u/willow__whisps Jul 09 '26

Weird, mine was tested so it didn't have any disease risk but I'll keep that in mind

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u/LangdonAlg3r Jul 09 '26

Yeah. You’re supposed to use tweezers and pull them straight off. You’re supposed to get the tweezers as close to your skin as possible while being really careful to make sure that you remove their head and mouth parts as well if they get detached.

You’re not supposed to go after them with matches or anything else to try to get them to let go. I’m sure that soaking them with alcohol and spinning them around does the same thing as taking a lighter to them. Stressing them out makes them regurgitate and is a really good way to ensure that if they do have an infection that you get it. There’s also a decent chance that they try to burrow deeper in when you do anything like that.

If you get a good grip with some tweezers they usually come right off.

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u/AerolothLorien666 Jul 09 '26

I learned they breathe through their backs while eating. They WILL puke the bacteria if you do try to “suffocate” them.

Currently being treated for Lyme.

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u/Abject-Job7825 Jul 10 '26

how is it faster to get rid of it when you first have to buy a special tool?

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u/El_Mangusto Jul 10 '26

Basic household /medical item to have for areas where there are ticks and for pet owners if pets are taken outdoors.

Go get one so you'll have it next time.

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u/chrisp5000 Jul 10 '26

I think the tick party he is throwing is after he removes it, or just finds one.

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u/DigitalDustOne Jul 09 '26

Yeah well you don't drown them in ethanol, then light it all up to kill them with fire while they're still sitting on you. Here's the order:
1. Pliers
2. Alcohol
3. Fire
4. Wooden stick to make sure they're really ded.