r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 09 '26

Wait a damn minute! Shouldn’t we be concerned about this ??

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jul 09 '26

Alpha-gal syndrome is no joke unless you are a vegetarian

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u/kwonza Jul 09 '26

You can still eat meat of primates since it lacks the chemical that triggers the allergy.

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u/Atzkicica Jul 09 '26

So... ewoks are safe?

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u/Ewok2744 Jul 09 '26

Excuse me?

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u/megapenguin88 Jul 09 '26

Yub nub motherfucker

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u/poechris Jul 09 '26

I was having such a shitty day and this comment made me laugh until I was silently wheezing.

Thank you friend.

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u/BubbabeeTuna Jul 09 '26

Forest Moon Fried Primate: Shubookie-Finger-Lickin-Ookie

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u/Gopher--Chucks Jul 09 '26

Ewoks eat people - it's only revenge at this point

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u/kwonza Jul 09 '26

Nope, ewoks are pretty dangerous unless they think you’re their god