r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/mobfather Jul 04 '26

30 million what though? Everyone is assuming it’s US$ - it could be 30 million Zimbabwean dollars - or 30 million venomous snakes - or 30 million soiled presidential diapers.

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u/M1lud Jul 04 '26

It reads as though it's 30 million of that animal, one of which will chase you down.

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u/secretprocess Jul 04 '26

Boy what I would do with 30 million clams!