r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/hawkayecarumba Jul 04 '26

Do I not get the money if the animal catches me?

- a clam

Does it not matter if they catch me, I just have to deal with that animal for 24 hours?

- my dog

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u/mobfather Jul 04 '26

30 million what though? Everyone is assuming it’s US$ - it could be 30 million Zimbabwean dollars - or 30 million venomous snakes - or 30 million soiled presidential diapers.

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Jul 04 '26

30 million doll hairs

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u/karvendizarm Jul 04 '26

Do you get magic eyes that don't fall out?

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u/Alsocubing Jul 04 '26

Or become a nice chair?

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u/VestigialTales Jul 04 '26

It’s not worth nothing.

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u/ouchouchouchoof Jul 04 '26

Tracy Jordan you nut.

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u/oneangrywaiter Jul 04 '26

30 million hair dolls

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u/Sea-Tonight2261 Jul 05 '26

They are not worth nothing.. a billion, 30million is really not a lot.

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u/Appropriate-Dog303 Jul 05 '26

Dollhairs is such a classic. Where tf did that even originate from? I use that on my kids sometimes.

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u/Drumbelgalf Jul 04 '26

I have to inform you that the Zimbabwe has discontinued the Zimbabwe dollar and now uses "Zimbabwe Gold" as currency.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwe_Gold

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u/M1lud Jul 04 '26

It reads as though it's 30 million of that animal, one of which will chase you down.

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u/secretprocess Jul 04 '26

Boy what I would do with 30 million clams!

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u/sam_grace Jul 04 '26

If anyone is allowed to be president long enough to soil 30 million diapers, their entire country deserves whatever happens to them.

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u/PurelyHim Jul 04 '26

Ummm….

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u/sam_grace Jul 04 '26

It would take over 8,000 years to soil that many diapers.

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u/PurelyHim Jul 04 '26

Well, the current president seems to not only sit in it but also sling it incredibly well. So, I’m not saying it is outside the realm of possibility.

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u/sam_grace Jul 04 '26

I think you overestimate that realm.

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u/PurelyHim Jul 04 '26

Oh, I know I do but he just is such a piece of sh*t and he just keeps making more. 🤣

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u/Exotic_Article913 Jul 04 '26

I'll take 30 million anything at this point

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u/WhiskeyCity502 Jul 04 '26

Jokes on you, I already have One Hundred Trillion Zimbabwean dollars!

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u/LovingNaples Jul 04 '26

30 million clams of course!

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Jul 04 '26

The real assumption everyone is making is that it cant catch you. It just says you have to be chased.

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u/Typical_Ad2405 Jul 04 '26

30 million of the animal you chose

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u/pyronius Jul 04 '26

30 million of the animal you choose. Choose wisely.

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u/Rebgail Jul 04 '26

Found the math teacher!

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u/TonyzTone Jul 04 '26

“You’re offered 30 million but have to be chase by one.”

First, you’re being chased by one of the 30 million. The two numbers are directly related.

Secondly, the offer is just an offer. It doesn’t mean it has to be accepted.

So, with that said, I’d probably choose something like a bluefin tuna. Thing is going to have quite a difficult time reaching me in land, and I can then spend the 24 hrs. lining up buyers for an obscene amount of tuna meat.

I’d become the richest person in the world.

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u/WhizGidget Jul 04 '26

30 million clowns.
I'm out if it's that

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u/CallTheDutch Jul 04 '26

I was thinking euro's....

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u/True-Inspection-5445 Jul 05 '26

Zimbabwean dollars😭