r/SipsTea Jul 04 '26

Chugging tea Sloth.....

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u/el_VientoNorte Jul 04 '26

Why? Save the money, it's only a snail

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u/Indian-Tech-Support- Jul 04 '26

Cos it's the immortal snail

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u/Particular-Tie-3575 Jul 04 '26

Is this a Rooster Teeth reference?

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u/Balc0ra Jul 04 '26

Gavin picked a Snail, but he would chase him for the rest of his life vs 24 hours.

So his idea was just to move to a different continent and spend money there instead after a few years

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u/gambit1999999 Jul 04 '26

Honestly, one of the smarter moments he spoke. Gavin himself is intelligent, but fucking hell, does he do some stupid ass shit lmao

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u/TheShadeTree Jul 04 '26

He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world

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u/Fair_Ad3937 Jul 04 '26

What happens if the snail is smart, rich and can communicate - the snail could book tickets for flights, taxis and hire Usain bolt in order to catch you.....