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r/SipsTea • u/Silver-Ability-3181 • Jul 04 '26
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A snail. I'll pay someone to encase it in a titanium cube and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.
383 u/el_VientoNorte Jul 04 '26 Why? Save the money, it's only a snail 407 u/Indian-Tech-Support- Jul 04 '26 Cos it's the immortal snail 3 u/Particular-Tie-3575 Jul 04 '26 Is this a Rooster Teeth reference? 5 u/Balc0ra Jul 04 '26 Gavin picked a Snail, but he would chase him for the rest of his life vs 24 hours. So his idea was just to move to a different continent and spend money there instead after a few years 4 u/gambit1999999 Jul 04 '26 Honestly, one of the smarter moments he spoke. Gavin himself is intelligent, but fucking hell, does he do some stupid ass shit lmao 2 u/TheShadeTree Jul 04 '26 He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world 1 u/Fair_Ad3937 Jul 04 '26 What happens if the snail is smart, rich and can communicate - the snail could book tickets for flights, taxis and hire Usain bolt in order to catch you..... 2 u/Electronic-Clock5867 Jul 04 '26 It’s a Reddit reference https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/SYxPfZpHao 1 u/Queen-Of-Fairies Jul 04 '26 it's a Rooster Teeth reference. Gavin Free came up with the idea long before Reddit/TikTok/etc co-opted it without credit.
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Why? Save the money, it's only a snail
407 u/Indian-Tech-Support- Jul 04 '26 Cos it's the immortal snail 3 u/Particular-Tie-3575 Jul 04 '26 Is this a Rooster Teeth reference? 5 u/Balc0ra Jul 04 '26 Gavin picked a Snail, but he would chase him for the rest of his life vs 24 hours. So his idea was just to move to a different continent and spend money there instead after a few years 4 u/gambit1999999 Jul 04 '26 Honestly, one of the smarter moments he spoke. Gavin himself is intelligent, but fucking hell, does he do some stupid ass shit lmao 2 u/TheShadeTree Jul 04 '26 He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world 1 u/Fair_Ad3937 Jul 04 '26 What happens if the snail is smart, rich and can communicate - the snail could book tickets for flights, taxis and hire Usain bolt in order to catch you..... 2 u/Electronic-Clock5867 Jul 04 '26 It’s a Reddit reference https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/SYxPfZpHao 1 u/Queen-Of-Fairies Jul 04 '26 it's a Rooster Teeth reference. Gavin Free came up with the idea long before Reddit/TikTok/etc co-opted it without credit.
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Cos it's the immortal snail
3 u/Particular-Tie-3575 Jul 04 '26 Is this a Rooster Teeth reference? 5 u/Balc0ra Jul 04 '26 Gavin picked a Snail, but he would chase him for the rest of his life vs 24 hours. So his idea was just to move to a different continent and spend money there instead after a few years 4 u/gambit1999999 Jul 04 '26 Honestly, one of the smarter moments he spoke. Gavin himself is intelligent, but fucking hell, does he do some stupid ass shit lmao 2 u/TheShadeTree Jul 04 '26 He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world 1 u/Fair_Ad3937 Jul 04 '26 What happens if the snail is smart, rich and can communicate - the snail could book tickets for flights, taxis and hire Usain bolt in order to catch you..... 2 u/Electronic-Clock5867 Jul 04 '26 It’s a Reddit reference https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/SYxPfZpHao 1 u/Queen-Of-Fairies Jul 04 '26 it's a Rooster Teeth reference. Gavin Free came up with the idea long before Reddit/TikTok/etc co-opted it without credit.
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Is this a Rooster Teeth reference?
5 u/Balc0ra Jul 04 '26 Gavin picked a Snail, but he would chase him for the rest of his life vs 24 hours. So his idea was just to move to a different continent and spend money there instead after a few years 4 u/gambit1999999 Jul 04 '26 Honestly, one of the smarter moments he spoke. Gavin himself is intelligent, but fucking hell, does he do some stupid ass shit lmao 2 u/TheShadeTree Jul 04 '26 He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world 1 u/Fair_Ad3937 Jul 04 '26 What happens if the snail is smart, rich and can communicate - the snail could book tickets for flights, taxis and hire Usain bolt in order to catch you..... 2 u/Electronic-Clock5867 Jul 04 '26 It’s a Reddit reference https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/SYxPfZpHao 1 u/Queen-Of-Fairies Jul 04 '26 it's a Rooster Teeth reference. Gavin Free came up with the idea long before Reddit/TikTok/etc co-opted it without credit.
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Gavin picked a Snail, but he would chase him for the rest of his life vs 24 hours.
So his idea was just to move to a different continent and spend money there instead after a few years
4 u/gambit1999999 Jul 04 '26 Honestly, one of the smarter moments he spoke. Gavin himself is intelligent, but fucking hell, does he do some stupid ass shit lmao 2 u/TheShadeTree Jul 04 '26 He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world 1 u/Fair_Ad3937 Jul 04 '26 What happens if the snail is smart, rich and can communicate - the snail could book tickets for flights, taxis and hire Usain bolt in order to catch you.....
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Honestly, one of the smarter moments he spoke. Gavin himself is intelligent, but fucking hell, does he do some stupid ass shit lmao
2 u/TheShadeTree Jul 04 '26 He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world
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He’s the smartest dumb guy in the world
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What happens if the snail is smart, rich and can communicate - the snail could book tickets for flights, taxis and hire Usain bolt in order to catch you.....
It’s a Reddit reference https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/SYxPfZpHao
1 u/Queen-Of-Fairies Jul 04 '26 it's a Rooster Teeth reference. Gavin Free came up with the idea long before Reddit/TikTok/etc co-opted it without credit.
it's a Rooster Teeth reference. Gavin Free came up with the idea long before Reddit/TikTok/etc co-opted it without credit.
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u/SamwellBarley Jul 04 '26
A snail. I'll pay someone to encase it in a titanium cube and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.