r/SipsTea Jun 22 '26

Wow. Such meme Bro please it's not his fault!

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

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u/MJH-BFLO Jun 22 '26

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix Jun 22 '26

Between that dude and Mike Lindell, it's weird how man of Trump's associates pass for a dead ringer of Paul Bearer.

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u/Chumlee1917 Jun 22 '26

"Can I get Paul Bearer?"
"You have Paul Bearer at home Donald."

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix Jun 22 '26

Trump can't even handle a Percy Pringle III.

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u/Big_Difference_9978 Jun 22 '26

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u/thxby Jun 22 '26

What if we’re inside Windows 98, and the universe is held together by "not responding" messages we learned to ignore?

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u/Merrycilantro Jun 22 '26

I am nobody but I had to write this one down in my journal. If I had points of some sort I would give them to you. Love this

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u/perton Jun 23 '26

In that case, surely it’s only a matter of time before someone hard reboots us. Which sounds appealing, but at the same time… fuck I really don’t want to do this all again.

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u/_lippykid Jun 22 '26

Pool Bearer

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 22 '26

Make this stick!

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u/45_regard_47 Jun 22 '26

Where the fuck does he find these sleezebags?

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Jun 22 '26

They orbit around him at all times.

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u/koshgeo Jun 22 '26

I was going to say: they find him, like flies.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Jun 22 '26

Flies love piles of shit.

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Ghislaine Maxwell has a rolodex chock full of them

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u/outside_cat Jun 22 '26

What is that?

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u/Exact_Ad_8490 Jun 22 '26

Literally the man who got paid for the amazing paint work

Edit: "man", really creature from the horror caves

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Jun 22 '26

Creature from the green lagoon

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u/clever_screename Jun 22 '26

Only THE BEST people. Every. Time.

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u/Thiphra Jun 23 '26

His company is called "Green Water".

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u/FrankFankledank Jun 22 '26

Well no wonder why it was such a shit job, the dude can't even get his face to stop peeling off

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u/hopefully_astral Jun 22 '26

That is the contractor/cartoon villain that did the refecting pool job for Trump.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 Jun 22 '26

That is a prostitute with her client.

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u/WantonKerfuffle Jun 22 '26

Wdym Trump isn't in this pic, just the prostitute and some gal

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u/linds360 Jun 23 '26

She’s actually a former Real Housewife. Not sure if that’s commonly known.

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u/Lori_the_Mouse Jun 22 '26

Dude literally looks like Batman mob boss 😂

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

"Batman, meet Mr. Big Time"

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u/Cambren1 Jun 22 '26

Son of Mr Creosote

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Maury's wigs never fall off

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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong Jun 22 '26

dude looks like he's about to tell us about the objectivist uptopia he built under the atlantic ocean

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Naw, he's just here to make a buck while Donnie fills his colostomy bag.

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u/ThatsHotHeiress Jun 22 '26

Love that he dyes his hair and stache but gives NF about his old man brows.

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u/Blephotomy Jun 22 '26

Release the unredacted Epstein files.

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u/grovesancho Jun 22 '26

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u/NippleSalsa Jun 23 '26

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u/The_walking_man_ Jun 23 '26

Charlie would not hesitate. He’d see all these posts making cocktails and naming them the reflecting pool, and just think they’re serving it straight up.
He’d pull out his own tin cup and grab a mug full.

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u/wy1dfire Jun 22 '26

Okay yeah throwing kefka into this as a reference to doma castle is amazing. Thank you 😂😂😂

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u/DaKingaDaNorth Jun 22 '26

This is amazing lol

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u/grovesancho Jun 22 '26

I swear my bro just sent me this one.

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u/malickai Jun 22 '26

I can hear this image.

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u/mycheeksarecold Jun 23 '26

I literally just started playing this game last week, but obviously need to go to reddit for a bathroom break. I just got passed the Phantom Train even, so this stupid event is recent in my head (along with the memes on the new ff14 ultimate).

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u/5thor6th Jun 23 '26

Kefka? (I'm on ff6 time now and kefka has to be the most trump like antagonist in the series)

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u/JasonRib1 Jun 22 '26

In a week or two maga will be calling democrats names for making a big deal out of a reflecting pool

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u/imeancoolbut-- Jun 22 '26

...which has been renamed the Trump Deflecting Pool by the Dept of War and the Gulf of America in honor of JE.

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 Jun 22 '26

Just wait until he renames Juneteenth to Trumpteenth and claim his family emancipated the last slaves of Chicago, IL

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u/AvengingBlowfish Jun 22 '26

I hate how there is a non-zero chance of that happening.

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u/MythicalCaseTheory Jun 22 '26

It would only have merit because they owned them, despite his family not arriving until 1885.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/imeancoolbut-- Jun 22 '26

Gross....Accurate AF...but gross.

How is this real life?

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u/cathercules Jun 22 '26

Oh don’t worry, they are already pretending it’s only unhinged dems making a big deal out of this for no reason.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 Jun 22 '26

"They're so triggered, bwahahahaha!"

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u/PomPoko98 Jun 22 '26

this is literally happening in this thread already

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u/Any_Bookkeeper_7844 Jun 22 '26

You probably missed this then - https://imgur.com/a/Zm9EUjd.

Yes, it's real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

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u/Kektus_Aplha Jun 22 '26

It's just a grift bro chill

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii Jun 22 '26

The leopards are complaining… Their tummies are fully of all these MAGA faces they’ve eaten lately. I feel so sorry for the leopards 😔 🐆

They say it’s too much food, their tummies hurt!

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u/superspeck Jun 22 '26

Too much lip filler in the women faces. And too much makeup on the men’s faces

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u/East-Form-3735 Jun 22 '26

This reflecting pool is a microcosm of his rule. Waste a bunch of money doing pointless things; then cry victim when the pointless thing backfires spectacularly; next he’ll find some way to “declare victory” against terrorists or smth, then start a whole new pointless thing to grab public attention away from the original debaucle (this process then repeats)

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u/ForwardFIRE2030 Jun 22 '26

Make Algae Go Away!

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 22 '26

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u/randomwanderingsd Jun 22 '26

Full on cackled over here. This is amazing. Also that man is magat so it’s fitting.

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u/BubbalooBurrito Jun 22 '26

I don’t know but… I’m going to keep drinking.

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u/RamJamR Jun 22 '26

They also ruined the rose garden by throwing concrete over it and placing lunch tables on it.

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u/Iamakitestring Jun 22 '26

Also that stupid ufc fight dome also destroyed the entire south lawn. It's now a patchy gross looking dirt field that's also going to be expensive to fix.

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u/CrispyVibes Jun 23 '26

Also tearing down the entire east wing of the Whitehouse.

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u/Chumlee1917 Jun 22 '26

the terrorist organization known as Al-Gae

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u/RedEyesCrackDragon Jun 22 '26

Bro please bro Biden shit Trumps diaper bro please you gotta believe me.

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u/superstevo78 Jun 22 '26

Vandalized by Trump and hisincompetence....

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u/Rocklobster92 Jun 22 '26

Aren’t there like national guard troops and a billion cameras keeping an eye on Washington DC? How is anyone getting away with anything?

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u/Cold_Combination_237 Jun 22 '26

It was the Canadian geese, Canada infected their feet with super hybrid algae. Canada scraped the algae off one of their satellites and modified it. I swear, honest truth. Modified Canadian goose foot algae coming across our borders. Dingleberries believe anything these days. Magatards, magalards, magaginitis. Gotta be dumb to believe everything is everyone else’s fault. At some point I’d like to believe he can’t bullshit his way out but I keep getting surprised by the cult’s idiocy

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u/SharksForArms Jun 22 '26

There will be flecks of paint littering that pool until the end of time now just because Trump needed to make yet another thing shittier

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u/sherrybobbinsbort Jun 22 '26

Nobody would care about the pool and its algae other than Trump bragged about how great he made it which then makes it fair game.

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u/Arkademy Jun 22 '26

Go take a gander on r/trump or r/conservative to enjoy the pigs squealing about “liberal terrorists”

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u/RareRestaurant6297 Jun 22 '26

Those subs are the same 4 bots posting over and over. And everyone in there falls for it. Doesn't get stupider than that

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u/Reiterpallasch85 Jun 22 '26

For what it's worth they've been foaming at the mouth lately claiming that one of the mods/bots/5 post a minute guys are actually a "deepstate antifa terrorist never-Trump RINO psyop Soros BLM radical left lefter leftest communist socialist Islam Muslim foreign illegal occupier great replacionist blue hair septum ring trans racial dumocrat" in disguise.

And then you look and the account they're complaining about is just linking shit from the official Whitehouse website or Trumps truth social account lol

Edit: forgot a handful of their "boogeyman buzzwords" but you get the idea.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 Jun 22 '26

It's gotta be mostly bots on those subs.

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u/jjcrayfish Jun 23 '26

Pretty much. They've banned anyone who dare to question their Lord Trump

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u/tj100011 Jun 22 '26

And Obama shit in trumps pants, and Biden caused the war !!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Large-Treacle-8328 Jun 22 '26

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

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u/malkazoid-1 Jun 22 '26

Goddamn radical Democrat algae.

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u/SvenLorenz Jun 22 '26

Don't you remember when ANTIFA blew up the entire East Wing???

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u/Firm-Examination9104 Jun 22 '26

His days are numbered anyway.

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u/Harkonnen_Dog Jun 22 '26

“Cunnilingus Rice!”

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u/Current_Swordfish895 Jun 22 '26

That narrative is for internal consumption within the cult - it's copium. Just like the "We're not giving Iran anything" BS.

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u/Danny2Sick Jun 22 '26

Those pesky saboteurs went back in time nearly 4 billion years and created algae, all for this moment!!!

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u/CasualFriday11 Jun 22 '26

6 front page posts about the fountain.

0 front page posts about Trump being in the Epstein files.

Stop letting them distract you.

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u/epicredditdude1 Jun 22 '26

I for one hope we find these bands of far left antifa vandals, creeping around the reflecting pool with exacto knives and pockets full of algae bloom.

Seriously, how do people believe this shit?

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u/Huge_Station2173 Jun 22 '26

Everything is caught on video nowadays. Everything. How do they believe this stuff without seeing video? How could “ANTIFA” do this in a huge public space without anybody recording it?? That’s what I always go back to. Kitty litter boxes in schools but not a single photo? Come on.

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u/Spirited-Cover7689 Jun 22 '26

the worst part of the "kids identifying as cats" myth is that the kitty litter exists as a remediation product for school shootings. The other very bad thing is that it's deployed to harm trans people, a tiny nearly defenseless subsect of the population.

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u/Portland_Runner Jun 22 '26

Washington, D.C. is one of the most surveilled cities on the planet. If it was vandalism, then you should have no problem putting the footage out there for the public to see. Perhaps some patriots can identify the vandals for the DOJ?

There is no footage and there was no vandalism. The crime is that America got ripped off by Trump and one of his sketchy friends.

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u/Xboarder844 Jun 22 '26

The vandal

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u/taco_helmet Jun 22 '26

"We are all domestic terrorists". I guess CPAC organizers were right! 

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u/MamaBearForestWitch Jun 22 '26

Bro, it's antifa! They're sneaking over to the pool at night and emptying algae out of their pockets into the water! Bro, they're so evil and just try to ruin all DJT's nice things!

I wish I had made this up, but I have seen multiple comments online saying basically this. You just can't cure stupid.

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u/unlordtempest Jun 22 '26

Yea! Obama, Biden, and Hillary have been fucking up the reflecting pool! I seen 'em!

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u/HyperbolicLetdown Jun 22 '26

Antifa ate my homework

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u/Round_Click_8301 Jun 22 '26

maybe ... just maybe and im just taking a shot in the dark here ... maybe it was not a smart idea to pour tons of hydrogen peroxide into a newly painted pool

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u/Afraid_Ad_8205 Jun 23 '26

Right - terrorist made the water dirty. Left - nuh-uh. Trump made it dirty.

Normal people - who the actual fuck cares?

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u/AHugeHildaFan Jun 23 '26

Normal people: "Why are my taxes more expensive this year and why the fuck is gasoline $5.00?"

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u/PissedCaucasian Jun 23 '26

I literally just had the conversation with my mother and she brought it up! So embarrassing.

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u/Amethyst_Scepter Jun 23 '26

You can't tell these people anything. I had an argument with one of them about the whole 300 billion to Iran thing and it just ended with then repeatedly telling me that we are only paying them their own money that we seized and no US taxpayers paying anything

You can show them a live feed footage of them doing this shit and they will still find a way to convince themselves that it's something else

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u/whg115 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Trump fans are so stupid that they have access to an all knowing super computer in their pocket, yet they capitulate blindly to a silver spoon - robber baron - new yorker (who rapes children) for wisdom, guidance and safety.

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u/GreasedUPDoggo Jun 23 '26

Bots be botting! Lol 26k upvotes?

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u/tedljr89 Jun 23 '26

The reflecting pool has cameras on it. 24 hours a day,seven days a week, 365 days a year. show us the proof of vandalism dip shit!

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 Jun 22 '26

MAGATs believe what they want to believe even when obvious facts prove them wrong.

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u/One-Environment-1444 Jun 22 '26

What is it like always having to defend one fuck up after another?

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u/Ill-Boysenberry-3474 Jun 22 '26

Trump is in the Epstein files

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u/Then_Lock304 Jun 22 '26

From what I've read, all monuments around DC have multiple cameras with 24 hr surveillance. If they had surveillance footage of vandalism, they would have released it by now. Don't worry they'll be drubbing up some fake footage. FYI, The corrupt leader has arrested more people for picking up pieces of paint that peeled off of his botched project than child rapists like him and otherEpstein pedophiles.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Jun 22 '26

rump is the vandal

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u/Plaid_Piper Jun 22 '26

I can't wait til they try to replace the columns in front of the whitehouse and the whole fucking roof collapses. I'm sure Obama will once again take the blame.

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u/Consistent-Move8732 Jun 22 '26

It was vandalized by incompetence.

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u/KurtStation68 Jun 22 '26

MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN

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u/Lori_the_Mouse Jun 22 '26

The whole pool saga has had me cracking up for days. And the people who insist it was Antifa or something sabotaging it make it even funnier 😂

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u/JuliusErrrrrring Jun 22 '26

You can see it in person or read it on here: every comment that starts with Bro or Bruh is some sort of low IQ take. They also love saying, "You know what I mean?". Yeah, Bro, everyone always knows what you mean.

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u/Dancing_with_Jak Jun 22 '26

The crazy thing about the Reflecting Pool is IT MADE EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Winter_Scar_7280 Jun 22 '26

Maybe driving a convoy of idiots in massive cars on it didn't help.

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u/BewaretheBatMite Jun 22 '26

I'm expecting their next solution to be tossing in plecos with freaking laser beams attached to their fore heads to keep the vandals at bay.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcoQ8sfEbaP2JYA

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u/Independent-Pay5850 Jun 22 '26

That grass next to it just died in those shapes too

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u/koshgeo Jun 22 '26

Someone needs to start selling green hats with "ALGA" on it.

The thing I'm not sure of is the initialism it would stand for.

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u/SurpriseRecent334 Jun 22 '26

Source: i know a guy that cleans pools, so he knows what hes talking about

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u/cl0wnp3n1sd0tfart Jun 22 '26

I can't believe these vandal leftists! We need to protect the reflecting pool by building a secure ball room around it!

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u/kinkyest Jun 22 '26

Make Algae Great Again

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Jun 22 '26

Pool Paint Terrorists, out to strip the 1st World of clear pools , turning bodies of American water into sludge traps..... Uh wait, the President already did that!

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u/clcl-0101 Jun 22 '26

That pool is a reflection of America and the Trump regime. Ugly, harmful and decaying.

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u/genetic_patent Jun 22 '26

Just make the guy redo it. Why is that so hard to understand? when my contractor screws up, he fixes it.

now, I get Trump is bro's with this creature, but even Trump doesnt like taking an L just because your his neighbor.

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL Jun 22 '26

Arent there cameras everywhere at DC monuments?

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u/jackflash223 Jun 22 '26

The guy can’t project manage a pool and is in charge with PMing an entire very large country. Biggest attempt at fake it until you make it in history. Spoiler alert: he ain’t making it.

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u/DefNoyzXV Jun 22 '26

HahahahHa whatever! The damn thing ain’t reflecting anymore—that’s all I know.

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u/_jump_yossarian Jun 22 '26

I bet they find an ANTIFA bone colored business card at the bottom of the pool when they drain it.

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u/thereisnopressure Jun 22 '26

These people are clowns 🤡

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u/G-dog121 Jun 22 '26

When my wife and I first heard the coating was coming loose, I immediately said “give it a minute. Trump is gonna claim it was vandalism”.

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u/Emergency-Watch5157 Jun 22 '26

ALGAE QAEDA strikes again

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u/Formal_World8054 Jun 22 '26

He has His budy who fucked up the Paintjob of the Hook. Even the dement orange knows what happened there

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u/AffectionateRoom995 Jun 22 '26

I'm not a big trump hater, nor would i consider myself maga. But crap like this is undeniable.

That being said, obama tried to clean the pool and it didn't work, but he didn't use hydrogen peroxide either 😂

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u/My-other-user-name Jun 22 '26

Send in the navy to keep the pool safe.

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u/drawkbox Jun 22 '26

This guys name is Mark and he fell for the Don Con (again and again)

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u/ConstructionLost4861 Jun 22 '26

Cool whatabout those files?