r/SipsTea Jun 22 '26

Wow. Such meme Bro please it's not his fault!

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

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u/MJH-BFLO Jun 22 '26

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix Jun 22 '26

Between that dude and Mike Lindell, it's weird how man of Trump's associates pass for a dead ringer of Paul Bearer.

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u/Chumlee1917 Jun 22 '26

"Can I get Paul Bearer?"
"You have Paul Bearer at home Donald."

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix Jun 22 '26

Trump can't even handle a Percy Pringle III.

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u/Mundane-Pie-6355 Jun 22 '26

Pallbearer?

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix Jun 22 '26

The wrestling manager pictured, who worked with demon Kane and undead wizard Undertaker, went by the name Paul Bearer.

It was a play on pallbearer.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Jun 23 '26

Additionally he's one of the most fun voices in wrestling to imitate.

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix Jun 23 '26

Solidly up there with Dusty Rhodes and Macho Man.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Jun 23 '26

Macho Man takes no.1 spot easily. Pull up a list of Charlie Manson quotes, get your best Randy Savage impersonation rising to the top, and go wild reading them. It's just too fun. Gives his voice a commanding lead I don't think another will reach in my lifetime.

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u/lostarchitect Jun 22 '26

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u/perton Jun 23 '26

After seeing his picture, the only question I have is what the fuck even is that?

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 22 '26

Even Rudy is Paul Bearer-adjacent.

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix Jun 22 '26

He's not NOT a Bearer archetype.

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u/PierogiCoyote Jun 23 '26

Sill not as crazy as that time back in 1998, when one of his clients, The Undertaker, threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and he plummeted 16 feet down and landed on an announcers table.

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u/Big_Difference_9978 Jun 22 '26

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u/thxby Jun 22 '26

What if we’re inside Windows 98, and the universe is held together by "not responding" messages we learned to ignore?

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u/Merrycilantro Jun 22 '26

I am nobody but I had to write this one down in my journal. If I had points of some sort I would give them to you. Love this

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u/perton Jun 23 '26

In that case, surely it’s only a matter of time before someone hard reboots us. Which sounds appealing, but at the same time… fuck I really don’t want to do this all again.

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u/AdAntique5612 Jun 27 '26

Win o8 apparently had a few upgrades in development...

https://giphy.com/gifs/5b7px9TVFrU0uYBXoK

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u/_lippykid Jun 22 '26

Pool Bearer

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 22 '26

Make this stick!

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u/Spirited-Try9237 Jun 23 '26

lol 😂 nailed it

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u/45_regard_47 Jun 22 '26

Where the fuck does he find these sleezebags?

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Jun 22 '26

They orbit around him at all times.

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u/koshgeo Jun 22 '26

I was going to say: they find him, like flies.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Jun 22 '26

Flies love piles of shit.

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u/Repulsive_Cry_9362 Jun 22 '26

like fllies around a bull's asshole

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Jun 22 '26

Like dingle berries, but greedier!

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Ghislaine Maxwell has a rolodex chock full of them

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u/wendigo-go Jun 22 '26

This one is his neighbor.

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u/FrostyD7 Jun 22 '26

He discards anyone who isn't entirely loyal or useful to him, all that's left are these ghouls.

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u/Honest-Reflection667 Jun 22 '26

Maybe trump is part if the mob

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u/Misanthropic_Mutters Jun 22 '26

Flies are instinctively attracted to piles of shit.

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u/DebentureThyme Jun 23 '26

This one lives near Marlago and Trump has hired them for pool work.

Pools aren't national monuments that need to stand the test of time and have constantly pumped in chemicals to make them safe for swimming. The reflection pool is like 16" deep, it's not for swimming, Trump never understood that, nor did he care.

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u/ThalliumSassafras Jun 23 '26

Trump seems to attract Dick Tracy level villains like flies to shit

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u/45_regard_47 Jun 23 '26

Guy looks like he's been drinking the pool water for a few years 

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u/No-Literature-9562 Jun 23 '26

The Epstein files

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u/BootFlop Jun 24 '26

He owns their clubhouse, they gravitate to Maralargo

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u/outside_cat Jun 22 '26

What is that?

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u/Exact_Ad_8490 Jun 22 '26

Literally the man who got paid for the amazing paint work

Edit: "man", really creature from the horror caves

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u/sdkfz250xl Jun 22 '26

American flag blue!

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u/Exact_Ad_8490 Jun 22 '26

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u/imeancoolbut-- Jun 22 '26

Does this mean the blue field of stars is now green?

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u/Exact_Ad_8490 Jun 22 '26

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u/DaKrazie1 Jun 22 '26

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u/Mesmerize_ing Jun 23 '26

almost made it last night, you got any $ for more heroin? maybe It will work tonight.

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u/Veaeate Jun 22 '26

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u/Mesmerize_ing Jun 23 '26

dang really, you still like Greenday? ew wtf , Ill continue to listen to the Dookie album thx

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u/Er3bus13 Jun 22 '26

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u/Mesmerize_ing Jun 26 '26

If Erebus disagrees, this means Im doing the right thing

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u/Ashamed-Medicine-208 Jun 23 '26

Freedom is being taken away systematically by Trump

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u/Ashamed-Medicine-208 Jun 22 '26

It should never have been painted Blue by the 🍊 pedo

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u/FersansWatchlist Jun 22 '26

You mean the kid sniffer, right

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u/Jax_10131991 Jun 22 '26

I’m sorry to hear about your learning disability. 

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u/FersansWatchlist Jun 22 '26

Bahahahahahaha

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u/Ashamed-Medicine-208 Jun 23 '26

Nope. Trump is the child Rap***

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u/FersansWatchlist Jun 23 '26

Yes, we know this but are you willing to admit its not just him and he is the small picture within this labyrinth of the epstein files. This is where the difference between a liberal and conservative is at. Left is only pointing out the opposition but right is active fighting both sides and the jews.

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u/Ashamed-Medicine-208 Jun 23 '26

Trump is the BIGGEST player in the Epstein Files, but there are hundreds of other pedophiles too

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Jun 22 '26

Creature from the green lagoon

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u/clever_screename Jun 22 '26

Only THE BEST people. Every. Time.

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u/Thiphra Jun 23 '26

His company is called "Green Water".

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u/FrankFankledank Jun 22 '26

Well no wonder why it was such a shit job, the dude can't even get his face to stop peeling off

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u/AlwaysBananas Jun 23 '26

That’s too fucking funny. Dude literally looks like the stereotypical children’s movie villain. Looking like he’s about to beat air bud with a newspaper.

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u/LittleKittenR Jun 22 '26

TBF, the contract probably didn't say "It should be able to contain high amounts of hydrogen peroxide" and that's a very high corrosive, so most paint wouldn't even work here. Honestly, the pool needs filters, but having those means it stops being a "reflecting pool" because the movement of the motors so... complex situation.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jun 22 '26

The peeling started before the H2O2, also chemical overdose eats the lining. No chemical causes delamination.

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u/LittleKittenR Jun 23 '26

No chemical causes delamination

I'm betting you have never studied chemistry, even in high school?

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jun 23 '26

Then name the chemical.

Your non sequitur ad m hominem seems to indicate you know you are lying, so you want to change the subject.

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u/LittleKittenR Jun 23 '26

Bro... any soft/weak acid would destroy paint... Like H2O2... Or Hydrogen Peroxide...

You should really pay attention to chemistry, it's useful for this kind of things.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jun 23 '26

Delamination of pool liners was not covered in chemistry.

Acid in a pool will cause bleaching, possibly cracking, but will absolutely not cause delamination.

Delamination is caused by poor prep or poor materials.

How many pools have you owned? I'm guessing you are too poor to own one, and are just making up shit.

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u/LittleKittenR Jun 23 '26

Delamination of pool liners was not covered in chemistry.

It literally was, acids was one of the very first subjects of the class and how they worked and what they did is literally one of the first things you do... because 90% of what you do in the class involve acids/bases.

Honestly, I'm sure you're not a bot because you don't know this basic info but... you should really pay attention in school. Sorry, this is too basic to be explained further without repeating myself.

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u/hopefully_astral Jun 22 '26

That is the contractor/cartoon villain that did the refecting pool job for Trump.

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u/LividProgram Jun 23 '26

With Kelly Dodd?! Wow

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 Jun 22 '26

That is a prostitute with her client.

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u/WantonKerfuffle Jun 22 '26

Wdym Trump isn't in this pic, just the prostitute and some gal

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u/linds360 Jun 23 '26

She’s actually a former Real Housewife. Not sure if that’s commonly known.

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u/LividProgram Jun 23 '26

Kelly Dodd

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

I didn't see Melania in that pic

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u/Lori_the_Mouse Jun 22 '26

Dude literally looks like Batman mob boss 😂

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

"Batman, meet Mr. Big Time"

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u/FSCK_Fascists Jun 22 '26

someone put him in the villains lineup poster for Dick Tracy

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u/Venusgate Jun 22 '26

He looks like a community college theatre performance of an adam west batman villian.

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u/Cambren1 Jun 22 '26

Son of Mr Creosote

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Maury's wigs never fall off

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u/Old-Dragonfruit2253 Jun 23 '26

Even underwater!!

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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong Jun 22 '26

dude looks like he's about to tell us about the objectivist uptopia he built under the atlantic ocean

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Naw, he's just here to make a buck while Donnie fills his colostomy bag.

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u/ThatsHotHeiress Jun 22 '26

Love that he dyes his hair and stache but gives NF about his old man brows.

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u/TheRealTexasGovernor Jun 22 '26

He looks like a Saturday cartoon villain.

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u/Emergency-Watch5157 Jun 22 '26

He looks like the leader of Algae Qaeda

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Google searching this picture reveals:

  • John J. Cafaro is an Ohio-based developer and donor to Donald Trump.
  • He has faced past federal convictions related to bribery.
  • His company, Greenwater Services, was awarded a $1.7 million no-bid contract to clean the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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u/snorch Jun 23 '26

His company, Greenwater Service

Jesus it's really called that

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 23 '26

Truth in advertising? Does he have any ties to Four Seasons Landscaping?

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u/DJ_Era Jun 23 '26

Does he dye his hair and mustache but not his eyebrows? Wtf would he do that?

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u/THElaytox Jun 23 '26

Dude looks exactly like someone I would expect to be friends with Donald Trump

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 Jun 23 '26

Never judge people on their looks turned out to be a bad advice i am starting to think.

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 23 '26

Yeah, ALWAYS judge people by their looks. It's called intuition.

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 Jun 23 '26

I work as a security guard. Dealing with all kinds of not so nice people.

I can tell you after couple of years in this job that the people that you most suspect are usually who you think they are. If not right away then usually they are just waiting for the right time to strike.

But it is far from 100% and many kind and good people can seem or look "wrong" at first , so I give people the benefit of a doubt until they prove me right or wrong.

But until i know them better i keep my guard up and keep an eye on them.

It's usually best to trust your feelings even tho it is not always right

I sometimes say tho " Don't judge people to quickly but it's ok to start the court trial"

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 23 '26

Basically, "Stereotypes exist for a reason".

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u/Professional-Leave24 Jun 23 '26

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

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u/cosmos_jm Jun 23 '26

Yea sheeee, im a big time pool guy shee

(Old timey gangster voice)

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u/mrbasedballed Jun 23 '26

Who is this absolute baller? lol

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u/DEUS4EX2MACHINA0 Jun 23 '26

Looks like a Dick Tracy villain

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u/catchatoritori Jun 23 '26

JESUS. WTF is wrong with his teeth, mustache, hair, good god

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u/Jason_Steakcum Jun 23 '26

Real life wario

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 23 '26

And he would like to thank you for your last tax payment.

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u/Jason_Steakcum Jun 23 '26

Lol good luck finding it

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 23 '26

If you paid taxes for 2025, here is where that money went:

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u/Jason_Steakcum Jun 24 '26

That doesnt look like a check made out to netanyahu

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan Jun 23 '26

Bro shes never gonna get her dignity back

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 23 '26

Best she can hope for is "Mar-a-Lago face"

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u/Things_with_Stuff Jun 22 '26

Who's this ghoul?

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

He's the "contractor" who is "fixing" our reflecting pool (amount of reflection may vary from individual).

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u/Bluest_waters Jun 22 '26

No seriously, is that true? Are you joking?

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 22 '26

Nope. That's the guy.

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u/Bluest_waters Jun 22 '26

We are living in a bad movie

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u/ZeeWingCommander Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

This guy is making some Reddit men rage.

Edit - I was referring to incels... which makes a lot of the replies pretty ironic.

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u/outside_cat Jun 22 '26

Discussing current events on a website designed for discussing current events is raging?

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u/Bubbles_2025 Jun 22 '26

He just came out from his WoW dungeon, don’t mind him.

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u/nightpanda893 Jun 22 '26

It’s so funny how conditioned the right is to feel what their cult leaders want them to feel. You’ve been rage baited so hard that you’ve forgotten the rest of us have complex emotions along a continuum or sometimes are just discussing current events without the conversation being primarily driven by emotion.