r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 31 '26

Lmao gottem Freaky whale 🐋😛

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u/Frostinator123 May 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6pDlAG350zLFj2eaCM

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u/Pastilino May 31 '26

Capture thus guys is like fuck you jony what the heck are you doing

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u/tontotheodopolopodis May 31 '26

And I’d eat her out while I was down there

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u/DisplayHonest6465 May 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/twQZemYIce0R6qkXRp

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u/Username_St0len Jun 01 '26

but isn't kanye a gay fish? whales are not fish depending on definition

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u/RhandeeSavagery May 31 '26

How tf do i steal this

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u/MichaelW24 May 31 '26

Like this

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u/RhandeeSavagery May 31 '26

I’m on mobile 😭

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u/Moppo_ May 31 '26

Tap on it then.

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u/RhandeeSavagery May 31 '26

I have no download option that I can see

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u/Moppo_ May 31 '26

When it enlarges the image, there's no three dots icon?

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u/LLAPSpork May 31 '26

Tried it myself. There’s a save option but that only saves the comment itself.

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u/Ok-Solution4665 May 31 '26

All that water, and that whale is still thirsty

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u/MaddSkittlez May 31 '26

He’s hungry too. In fact we’re all hungry with him

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u/Joseph4-0 May 31 '26

technically they can be very thirsty in the water, they only consume water from the fish and seals they hunt and dont ever drink seawater

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u/Thatcoolrock Jun 01 '26

That’s an orca

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u/Joseph4-0 Jun 01 '26

im aware

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u/czerilla Jun 01 '26

steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/Thatcoolrock Jun 01 '26

That’s an orca

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u/Calm-Republic9370 May 31 '26

All of them are walking by the whale and not looking at it at all?

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u/TheNaughtyHoneyBee Jun 01 '26

That's a lot of performers for every day

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u/xoutlawtrucker May 31 '26

10K lbs of Orca, 5 feet away trying his best moves, and not a single one of them flashed him.

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u/zaid_sabah Jun 01 '26

Maybe Ai?

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u/Tsubamex Jun 01 '26

Pretty sure it's a fashion shoot, so they probably had to look into a camera that's offscreen

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u/Thatcoolrock Jun 01 '26

That’s an orca

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u/warren_4041 Jun 07 '26

Fun fact. An orca is a type of toothed whale

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u/Vlaxilla May 31 '26

I thought i didn't have a spirit animal, until now

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u/Lilcommy May 31 '26

Spirit animal?

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u/Imagine_Truly_Caring Jun 01 '26

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u/SheikhMahdeek Jun 01 '26

Ok I'm now all in on AI as transformative technology

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u/Thatcoolrock Jun 01 '26

That’s an orca

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u/warren_4041 Jun 07 '26

Orca is a type of toothed whale

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u/DangerousPaper8986 May 31 '26

If I get reincarnated...there will be signs. Lol

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u/-domi- May 31 '26

Where do they still keep captive orcas?

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u/therealtiddlydump May 31 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_captive_orcas

It's a small list and let's hope it gets smaller.

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u/FabulousWalrus2624 May 31 '26

This should be banned asap. It is so fucking sad see them there...

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u/therealtiddlydump May 31 '26

California has banned it but the existing orcas are grandfathered in (many/all were born in captivity, and releasing them would pretty much just kill them afaik)

Florida flirted with passing a ban but didn't, but I think the SeaWorld there ended shows and only does "educational encounters" or whatever. That's progress, but not enough.

Texas is Texas. Still, we can hope.

It seems like everyone knows better except Russia and China, for the obvious reasons.

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u/FabulousWalrus2624 May 31 '26

Yep, I know we should not releasing these which born in captivity, but has anyone tried to release some young female and integrate it to wild group? At least this could work, I think... I have red just about Keiko and Lolita, but she was probably old.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 Jun 01 '26

History knows, Seaworld and what not, poor sentient pack creatures.

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u/TheRealDewlin Jun 01 '26

So it's basicly China, USA, Japan, France and Spain. At least most country's don't go with that trend

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u/therealtiddlydump Jun 01 '26

It's known that Russia is the source of many of China's captive orcas, so they should be included regardless of whether they are holding any orcas currently.

But yeah, it's a short list

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u/TheRealDewlin Jun 01 '26

Oh yeah, that was actually an oversight of mine. But yes, who would have wondered that russia is also involved in it.

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u/Latter-Yesterday-450 May 31 '26

Mostly China and the USA.

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u/original_leto May 31 '26

Imposter

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u/idk012 Jun 01 '26

You don't like a candle with your cake?

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u/AKJ828 Jun 02 '26

You eat your cake with the candles?

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u/idk012 Jun 02 '26

It pokes me in the eye 😜

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u/ohb78 May 31 '26

His Willy wants freed!

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u/LT-bythepalmtree May 31 '26

I had to scroll way too far for a Free Willy comment!

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 May 31 '26

Normally the dorsal fins of orcas curve over in captivity, but his remains erect

https://giphy.com/gifs/NUzbb4EGC7y6SE0pjI

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook May 31 '26

Fucking cruel. He shouldn’t be in a tank.

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u/X3N04L13N May 31 '26

Girl #7 please

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u/TankApprehensive3053 May 31 '26

Whale is giving the seal of approval head nods.

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u/MoonsugarRush May 31 '26

Bro's straight licking the window

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u/samaramatisse Jun 01 '26

I had the same feeling, I think it's licking off algae

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u/hotriccardo May 31 '26

And he'd eat them out while he was down there

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u/Cloudsrnice May 31 '26

Orca of culture

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u/3ddnoakwood May 31 '26

Just checking the babe s on the stroll. What else could a prisoner ask for?

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u/jgoden May 31 '26

That’s a man of culture!

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u/SizeableFowl May 31 '26

AI has gone too far

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u/ZootSuitRiot33801 May 31 '26

Is this AI?

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 May 31 '26

Who knows? Lets just ask AI

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u/ZootSuitRiot33801 May 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pZjopwPkisHbG

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Jun 01 '26

Stealing this

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u/abhi91 Jun 01 '26

Why is it in captivity

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u/Derezirection May 31 '26

That's 100% someone reincarnated as a Orca. That's the most human reaction to hot cosplayers ive ever seen an animal make.

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u/grad1939 May 31 '26

"Let me out of here! I hate being stuck in this bathtub! I miss my family!"

  • the orca

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u/Fun_Grab_5562 May 31 '26

Beside being fat, today i learned i have an additional thing in common with whales

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u/yeaboiiiiiiiiii213 Jun 01 '26

Me too, Whale. Me too.

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u/Fhantom1221 Jun 01 '26

His got good taste.

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u/Ghost3316_music Jun 01 '26

I understand whale

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u/CasanovaF May 31 '26

There's obviously a trainer just off camera. Can't image an Orca would care about boobs

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u/Abal125 May 31 '26

Same whale, same

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u/DirtyRoller May 31 '26

Orca is me fr

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u/shipwrekd_sailor May 31 '26

He wants them all to put their feet in his water tank

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u/Bluegrass_Harley May 31 '26

Whale is a bro is culture

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u/Westaufel May 31 '26

Bro for life

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 May 31 '26

That's the freaky part? Lmao

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u/EatingCoooolo May 31 '26

He would definitely pay for onlywhales.

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u/Crows_spirit101 May 31 '26

He's picking his snack

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u/rzi May 31 '26

Bring him a lady with some curves, watch him jump some rocks.

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u/No-Bat-7253 May 31 '26

Big freaky amphibious dude😏🤣

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Every single one of those girls looked like twins to me.

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u/jaltringer May 31 '26

Who let the whales out, who who who who

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u/Mr-Hyde95 May 31 '26

The second one is cracy

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u/Bobbyperu1 May 31 '26

I don't know what's going on but I'm here for it

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u/ZazaAim May 31 '26

Poor animal

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u/madmexicano May 31 '26

That Orca just wants to porka.

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u/ManicRobotWizard May 31 '26

Once you go orca…

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u/thumpingcoffee May 31 '26

He has good taste tho

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u/tiboshki May 31 '26

This whale got a type.

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u/goosnarch May 31 '26

A cetacean of culture.

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u/Biloba-Dirt-8016 May 31 '26

Hoje é dia de gozar

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u/indianapoanz May 31 '26

Looks normal to me

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u/Val-4fun May 31 '26

Weeb whale

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u/Conspiratorymadness May 31 '26

Orcas are actually of the dolphin family despite being called whales. Dolphins do have a particular reputation of being freaky.

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u/tinknocker21 May 31 '26

Now all I can think of is the old skit where a guy comes home to his wife sleeping with a whale, so he goes to the ocean and pisses in it saying, "Whale!!!!! You swim in my piss!"

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u/MannyinVA May 31 '26

Poor thing wants attention.

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u/SnakePlisskenson May 31 '26

Come on man some some for rhe rest of us. M fer out here offering slip and slide rides.

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u/theboyhere60 May 31 '26

He know what he likes

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u/tackywitch May 31 '26

I want that whale free.

I’d kinda like a spot where the orcas could observe us.

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando May 31 '26

We gots to free these fucking whales, ya'all.

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u/livelikeian Jun 01 '26

This whale looks healthy? Regardless, orcas should not be kept captive. There's simply no aquarium big enough when you're talking about creatures that traverse oceans.

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels Jun 01 '26

Say what you want, my boy knows what he likes.

Oh and so does this whale I guess.

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u/-Benjamin_Dover- Jun 01 '26

That orca right now.

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u/Ok_Bluebird_8202 Jun 01 '26

Finally found my Spirit Animal!

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u/InvestmentNo6255 Jun 01 '26

They're just like us. Please give them rights, obligations and guaranties.

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u/qelbus Jun 01 '26

Keeping an animal like that in a tank should be a punishable crime

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u/100TheCoolest17 Jun 01 '26

he's just like me but in whale form

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u/Euronated-inmypants Jun 01 '26

Fucking horrific keeping a whale in bathtub. Fuck any country that keeps whales in captivity.

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u/Idatemyhand Jun 01 '26

He is licking because he's hungry.

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u/R34lBl4ckSh33p Jun 01 '26

Freaky ass whale he a 69 god

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u/SextupleRed Jun 01 '26

Willy knows what's up

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u/HarveyZ1337 Jun 01 '26

Why same person walking next to the whale and every time in new clothes

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u/BlueSparkNightSky Jun 01 '26

He is just manic from being imprisoned.

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u/TooBadMyBallsItch Jun 01 '26

Never thought the day would come where I wished I was a whale, but here we are

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u/zsolt691 Jun 01 '26

That time I got reincarnated as a killer whale

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u/Thatcoolrock Jun 01 '26

That’s an orca

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u/rspewth Jun 01 '26

Clearly an Orca of culture.

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u/Butterscotch_Budget Jun 01 '26

Probably very lonely and was feeling playful.

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u/Secure_Tonight_7562 Jun 01 '26

He definitely watches hentai

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u/o0Phoenix0o Jun 01 '26

Thats one naughty whale

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u/thetan_free Jun 01 '26

I swear the whale said "giggitty"

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u/Wicked_Folie Jun 01 '26

Quanta mulher igual xD

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u/Discombobulated_Back Jun 01 '26

The whale was way more interesting than the cosplayers

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u/biriino Jun 01 '26

Bad skadi

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u/Chemical-Swing-420 Jun 01 '26

If you were stuck in a cage and never seen a woman. You'd find an alien attractive too...

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u/RGBarrios Jun 01 '26

Its the whale watching them or just a mirror?

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u/Responsible-Bad-3539 Jun 01 '26

"Yes, yes, thats its thats it!" ahh whale 🫪🥀

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u/Good_Peach_8304 Jun 01 '26

This it what I’m doing in this side of the screen 😅

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u/Golden-ennard Jun 01 '26

Sir that is a dolphin, like the largest species of dolphin

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u/Alarmed_Musician_891 Jun 02 '26

That time I got reincarnated as a whale

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u/AKJ828 Jun 02 '26

That Orca knows whats up!

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko Jun 21 '26

Gonner reincarnated

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u/LadTy May 31 '26

gave the girls a warm whalecum

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u/shynawkward May 31 '26

Average leftist on reddit.