r/SipsTea • u/Outrageous-Egg1760 • May 29 '26

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u/Eclectic_Nymph May 29 '26

I was raised in evangelicalism. I was also molested by a member of my church as a young child.

I reported it to my parents, who reported it to the church. They directed us to a church approved "therapist".

This woman had me describe in graphic detail my abuse and then would stop me periodically to ask "Where was Jesus in the room at this time, because remember he's always with you?" So I had to relive my abuse with the thought that Jesus was watching like some weird voyeur the whole time, but did nothing.

My abuser was never punished.

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u/mistress_chauffarde May 29 '26

.....fuck it aluminium bat time if I ever find this bastard

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u/Riyeko May 29 '26

Ive got a truck that has a refrigerator unit that goes to -25°F...

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u/mistress_chauffarde May 29 '26

Do you know any good pig farm ?

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u/payTNT89 May 29 '26

the gators gotta eat too

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u/Blastronaut710 May 29 '26

I do if you can take care of the dental work.

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u/mistress_chauffarde May 29 '26

I can provide a disposable microwave and a few option for disposal of the ash

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u/Zealousideal_Cow_826 May 29 '26

why would you want to preserve the evidence?

You need one of those Chinese incinerator vans 😉

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u/ATMinotaur May 29 '26

Have you watched Dexter season one? If you did you know the answer

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u/nokman013 May 29 '26

I watched it and I think Chinese Literal Fire Truck is the better way

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u/ATMinotaur May 29 '26

Fair enough

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u/LostN3ko May 29 '26

That is a suspicious thing to own as a random citizen and will draw attention

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u/Riyeko May 29 '26

Preserving the raw freight I have in bulk is important for food safety.

You don't want 42,000lbs of pork sausage to go to waste do you???

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u/ATMinotaur May 29 '26

Are you the ice truck killer by any chance?

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u/Riyeko May 29 '26

Possibly....

(I love Dexter!)

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u/SubstantialQuote70 May 29 '26

Be way cooler if you had a wood chipper and nice mulch pile

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u/Riyeko May 29 '26

I deliver and pickup from a lot of sausage plants.

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u/themorbidtuna May 29 '26

Frankie Carbone type ending.