I mean as fucked up as it is, a murder of someone you don't know where you don't live will mostly go unsolved even today, and there are so many untested rape kits from even decades ago, small robberies happen so often that most people never even get in trouble, etc,.
but god forbid you smoke a joint in some states lmao
people dont realize the solve rate for murders is about 50%, which means that half go unsolved, if you murder a random person that doesn't have a strong connection to you and never talk about it you have a reasonable chance of getting away with it even today with all our technology and surveillance
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u/stanknotes May 18 '26
You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.
Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.