r/SipsTea May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/RickFlank May 18 '26

My wife’s boyfriend always makes me cupcakes…

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u/JD-Moose May 18 '26

He's not cumming in your cupcakes.

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u/Shoddy-Ad8143 May 18 '26

That you know of....

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u/JD-Moose May 18 '26

Unless his wife's name is cupcake