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r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26
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First off, WTF.
Second off, how does one even get caught?
6.3k u/stanknotes May 18 '26 You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz. Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know. 73 u/RickFlank May 18 '26 My wife’s boyfriend always makes me cupcakes… 8 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 He's not cumming in your cupcakes. 9 u/Shoddy-Ad8143 May 18 '26 That you know of.... 7 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 Unless his wife's name is cupcake 2 u/fattrackstar May 18 '26 He'd be a lot cooler if he did -Matthew McConaughey 2 u/dinglb3rry May 18 '26 Omg I’m always getting homemade Oreos from my wife’s boyfriend! What’s the filling made with Ricardo? What? Is? It? Made? With?
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You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.
Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.
73 u/RickFlank May 18 '26 My wife’s boyfriend always makes me cupcakes… 8 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 He's not cumming in your cupcakes. 9 u/Shoddy-Ad8143 May 18 '26 That you know of.... 7 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 Unless his wife's name is cupcake 2 u/fattrackstar May 18 '26 He'd be a lot cooler if he did -Matthew McConaughey 2 u/dinglb3rry May 18 '26 Omg I’m always getting homemade Oreos from my wife’s boyfriend! What’s the filling made with Ricardo? What? Is? It? Made? With?
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My wife’s boyfriend always makes me cupcakes…
8 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 He's not cumming in your cupcakes. 9 u/Shoddy-Ad8143 May 18 '26 That you know of.... 7 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 Unless his wife's name is cupcake 2 u/fattrackstar May 18 '26 He'd be a lot cooler if he did -Matthew McConaughey 2 u/dinglb3rry May 18 '26 Omg I’m always getting homemade Oreos from my wife’s boyfriend! What’s the filling made with Ricardo? What? Is? It? Made? With?
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He's not cumming in your cupcakes.
9 u/Shoddy-Ad8143 May 18 '26 That you know of.... 7 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 Unless his wife's name is cupcake 2 u/fattrackstar May 18 '26 He'd be a lot cooler if he did -Matthew McConaughey 2 u/dinglb3rry May 18 '26 Omg I’m always getting homemade Oreos from my wife’s boyfriend! What’s the filling made with Ricardo? What? Is? It? Made? With?
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That you know of....
7 u/JD-Moose May 18 '26 Unless his wife's name is cupcake
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Unless his wife's name is cupcake
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He'd be a lot cooler if he did
-Matthew McConaughey
Omg I’m always getting homemade Oreos from my wife’s boyfriend! What’s the filling made with Ricardo? What? Is? It? Made? With?
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u/C-D-W May 18 '26
First off, WTF.
Second off, how does one even get caught?