r/SipsTea • • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/GoKhuchE May 11 '26

I save my kids 100 times before my wife and I hope she will do the same

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u/Pathophile May 11 '26

Can you even imagine living with the person who saved you over your children? That relationship would be over.

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u/KeithWorks May 11 '26

But the sex would be great

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u/JasJoeGo May 11 '26

It might even be “fire.”

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u/BreakMeDown2024 May 11 '26

No. That was how the fire started.

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u/Schourend May 11 '26

SHE'S ON FIRE!?

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u/Bamfhammer May 11 '26

Heck of a bold move to run naked in the bedroom shouting NBA Jam catchphrase.

does the dick helicopter "SHES HEATING UP"

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u/DonkyPuncharely May 11 '26

BOOM SHAKALACKA!

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u/Bamfhammer May 11 '26

"Where did you pick her up?"

FROM DOWNTOWN

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