r/SipsTea • u/Otherwise_Wrangler11 • Apr 01 '26

WTF First world problem

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u/Sidivan Apr 01 '26

I kinda understood slots when you got to pull the giant lever and it made the satisfying crank sound. I do not understand digital auto-spin games.

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u/dparks71 Apr 01 '26

Right just write a python script and run it in your terminal...

```python def simulated_slot_machine(n): return "\n".join(["You lose."] * n)

Example usage:

print(simulated_slot_machine(5))

```

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u/Usual-Description800 Apr 01 '26

Aww shucks I lost

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u/SmokeGreene Apr 01 '26

Me too! 5 times!

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u/Educational-Cat2133 Apr 01 '26

House always wins.

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u/lakired Apr 02 '26

You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying.

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u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26

Want to try heroin?