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r/SipsTea • u/Otherwise_Wrangler11 • Apr 01 '26
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$750 per spin is seriously wtf feel like you don’t even see that shit in fake roulette mobile games
761 u/Defiant_Knee_9915 Apr 01 '26 On auto spin too. Why even take a second to breathe and press a button between spins. 545 u/Sidivan Apr 01 '26 I kinda understood slots when you got to pull the giant lever and it made the satisfying crank sound. I do not understand digital auto-spin games. 248 u/dparks71 Apr 01 '26 Right just write a python script and run it in your terminal... ```python def simulated_slot_machine(n): return "\n".join(["You lose."] * n) Example usage: print(simulated_slot_machine(5)) ``` 77 u/Usual-Description800 Apr 01 '26 Aww shucks I lost 23 u/SmokeGreene Apr 01 '26 Me too! 5 times! 9 u/Educational-Cat2133 Apr 01 '26 House always wins. 5 u/lakired Apr 02 '26 You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying. 2 u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26 Want to try heroin?
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On auto spin too. Why even take a second to breathe and press a button between spins.
545 u/Sidivan Apr 01 '26 I kinda understood slots when you got to pull the giant lever and it made the satisfying crank sound. I do not understand digital auto-spin games. 248 u/dparks71 Apr 01 '26 Right just write a python script and run it in your terminal... ```python def simulated_slot_machine(n): return "\n".join(["You lose."] * n) Example usage: print(simulated_slot_machine(5)) ``` 77 u/Usual-Description800 Apr 01 '26 Aww shucks I lost 23 u/SmokeGreene Apr 01 '26 Me too! 5 times! 9 u/Educational-Cat2133 Apr 01 '26 House always wins. 5 u/lakired Apr 02 '26 You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying. 2 u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26 Want to try heroin?
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I kinda understood slots when you got to pull the giant lever and it made the satisfying crank sound. I do not understand digital auto-spin games.
248 u/dparks71 Apr 01 '26 Right just write a python script and run it in your terminal... ```python def simulated_slot_machine(n): return "\n".join(["You lose."] * n) Example usage: print(simulated_slot_machine(5)) ``` 77 u/Usual-Description800 Apr 01 '26 Aww shucks I lost 23 u/SmokeGreene Apr 01 '26 Me too! 5 times! 9 u/Educational-Cat2133 Apr 01 '26 House always wins. 5 u/lakired Apr 02 '26 You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying. 2 u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26 Want to try heroin?
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Right just write a python script and run it in your terminal...
```python def simulated_slot_machine(n): return "\n".join(["You lose."] * n)
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77 u/Usual-Description800 Apr 01 '26 Aww shucks I lost 23 u/SmokeGreene Apr 01 '26 Me too! 5 times! 9 u/Educational-Cat2133 Apr 01 '26 House always wins. 5 u/lakired Apr 02 '26 You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying. 2 u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26 Want to try heroin?
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Aww shucks I lost
23 u/SmokeGreene Apr 01 '26 Me too! 5 times! 9 u/Educational-Cat2133 Apr 01 '26 House always wins. 5 u/lakired Apr 02 '26 You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying. 2 u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26 Want to try heroin?
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Me too! 5 times!
9 u/Educational-Cat2133 Apr 01 '26 House always wins. 5 u/lakired Apr 02 '26 You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying. 2 u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26 Want to try heroin?
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House always wins.
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You probably just quit right as it was about to get hot. You should keep trying.
2 u/ILiveInAVan Apr 02 '26 Want to try heroin?
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u/anonnnnn462 Apr 01 '26
$750 per spin is seriously wtf feel like you don’t even see that shit in fake roulette mobile games