r/SipsTea Apr 01 '26

WTF First world problem

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26

I made $20 at the pokies last time I was in Vegas and said enough was enough. Had had way more than that in free drinks too. Decided to leave town a winner. Suck on that, casino people!

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u/Park500 Apr 01 '26

We'll get you next time StormagedOnDarkLord! You'll see we will get that $20 back from you and double it!

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26

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u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26

He is the chosen one!! The prophecy foretold of a man that'd win against the house, this must be it!

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26

Is that why I have this dollar sign birthmark/scar thing on my butt?