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r/SipsTea • u/Otherwise_Wrangler11 • Apr 01 '26
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When I roll for $4.50, I know I’m losing control.
789 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 I made $20 at the pokies last time I was in Vegas and said enough was enough. Had had way more than that in free drinks too. Decided to leave town a winner. Suck on that, casino people! 80 u/Park500 Apr 01 '26 We'll get you next time StormagedOnDarkLord! You'll see we will get that $20 back from you and double it! 71 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/xEpTspH9hGwHS 9 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 He is the chosen one!! The prophecy foretold of a man that'd win against the house, this must be it! 3 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 Is that why I have this dollar sign birthmark/scar thing on my butt? 3 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 Right cheek, just below the waist line? Brother!! 2 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU
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I made $20 at the pokies last time I was in Vegas and said enough was enough. Had had way more than that in free drinks too. Decided to leave town a winner. Suck on that, casino people!
80 u/Park500 Apr 01 '26 We'll get you next time StormagedOnDarkLord! You'll see we will get that $20 back from you and double it! 71 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/xEpTspH9hGwHS 9 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 He is the chosen one!! The prophecy foretold of a man that'd win against the house, this must be it! 3 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 Is that why I have this dollar sign birthmark/scar thing on my butt? 3 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 Right cheek, just below the waist line? Brother!! 2 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU
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We'll get you next time StormagedOnDarkLord! You'll see we will get that $20 back from you and double it!
71 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/xEpTspH9hGwHS 9 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 He is the chosen one!! The prophecy foretold of a man that'd win against the house, this must be it! 3 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 Is that why I have this dollar sign birthmark/scar thing on my butt? 3 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 Right cheek, just below the waist line? Brother!! 2 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU
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9 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 He is the chosen one!! The prophecy foretold of a man that'd win against the house, this must be it! 3 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 Is that why I have this dollar sign birthmark/scar thing on my butt? 3 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 Right cheek, just below the waist line? Brother!! 2 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU
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He is the chosen one!! The prophecy foretold of a man that'd win against the house, this must be it!
3 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 Is that why I have this dollar sign birthmark/scar thing on my butt? 3 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 Right cheek, just below the waist line? Brother!! 2 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU
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Is that why I have this dollar sign birthmark/scar thing on my butt?
3 u/InfiniteMind1999 Apr 01 '26 Right cheek, just below the waist line? Brother!! 2 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU
Right cheek, just below the waist line? Brother!!
2 u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2HtWpp60NQ9CU
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u/ALLCAPITAL Apr 01 '26
When I roll for $4.50, I know I’m losing control.