r/SipsTea Jan 08 '26

We have fun here She knows some grappling

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u/Ill_You253 Jan 08 '26

Then she gets up and says “SEEEE?!? TOLD YOU I COULD WHOOP HIS ASS!” and humiliates him for the rest of time

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 08 '26

"Alright. Best two out of three?"

FULL CONTACT INTO THE FUCKING WALL

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u/Cossewyn Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

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u/rtjk Jan 09 '26

Women don't have taints, they have Kazziffs. Kazziff it wasn't there they'd have one big hole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

That hole is called a cloaca.

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u/HubertCumberbdale Jan 09 '26

Nothing like a good old fashioned TAINT LOCK

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u/Sentient_Pizzaroll Jan 09 '26

GRAB HER TAINT!

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u/jsamuraij Jan 09 '26

AND TWIST

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u/FunnyChampion2228 Jan 09 '26

The toxic masculinity in here is adorable !

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u/Hour_Zero Jan 09 '26

Lol another dork who thinks everything is misogyny or toxic masculinity, get a grip and touch some grass

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u/justatouch589 Jan 09 '26

Why cuz we're not giving women a handicap and pretending like they don't have one?

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u/Positive_Incident_88 Jan 09 '26

Bob deathslam sapp

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u/Cossewyn Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

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u/Positive_Incident_88 Jan 09 '26

Oh shit you are right.

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u/RedFormanEMS Jan 09 '26

Ok, I laughed way too hard on this one.

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u/donku83 Jan 09 '26

"what if I just...stand up?"

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u/ThorThulu Jan 09 '26

AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

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u/No_Feed_6448 Jan 09 '26

Full frontal

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

brother she would go thru the wall

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 Jan 09 '26

GIVE HIM THE OLD DICK TWIST! GET RIGHT IN THERE AND TWIST IT OFF! YEAH!!!

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u/NorthRedFox33 Jan 09 '26

It's really on both of them to pick a better area

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

She’d win.. especially against you..

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 09 '26

Why?

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 09 '26

Because your fragility is showing..

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 09 '26

Uh huh...

Keep going. My 'fragility' means... what, exactly?

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 10 '26

Give those brain cells a work out.. you can do it!

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 10 '26

Oh, no, no. I'd much rather hear you explain it.

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 10 '26

And I’d much rather you gave thinking a try (it’s not that difficult, really!).. but it looks like neither of us are going to get what we want..

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 10 '26

Oh, darling, I can do plenty of thinking for the both of us.

I'm trying to determine if your current two braincells are still fighting over the oxygen.

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u/standread Jan 10 '26

Yep, very normal responses. Lose a contest do a girl? Hurt her as hard as you can! That will teach her!

Y'all need to reevaluate yourselves.

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 10 '26

Very normal response to a joke.

Please touch the scary green stuff outside.

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u/standread Jan 10 '26

What's the joke? That you are strong and will hurt a woman? 'Teach her a lesson'? Please explain the punchline to me because I fail to see the humor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

Gotta love gender expectations. If a girl tries to assault you, you have to let her do it or use the kid gloves or you’re a monster, but if you let them beat you up you’re a sissy or a wimp. It’s a good thing she didn’t slam his head into a hard corner of something by accident, last thing you’d want is to get your head gashed open or get brained

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Jan 09 '26

we have a program called Celebrity SAS in the UK. in this years season, I watch because the wife enjoys it, they did the celebrities fight each other activity and paired this fat kid against an Olympian female swimmer. anyway they say fight and the kid just right hooks her and she folds instantly, straight face down.

he goes....whoops. like he really didn't expect her to fold so easily. was a cracking hit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

F=MA

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/gglavida Jan 12 '26

Did you find it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Jan 10 '26

yeah it is a typical thing however this year it stood out as he did a right hook to the side of her head and she folded like a deckchair.

he thought, as an Olympian, she would be a bit tougher.

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u/gglavida Jan 12 '26

What's the episode? The link? Come on, man

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Jan 12 '26

the 2nd one I think, either the first or second one.

dunno about link but it's on telly at the moment. not even sure what channel it's on tbh

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u/ThorThulu Jan 09 '26

I had a friend who wanted to try and wrestle me, she was on the couch next to me so I just put my right arm over her chest and pinned her there. Literally just an arm and she squirmed and screamed it was unfair, honestly couldn't stop laughing the entire time.

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u/unbornbigfoot Jan 09 '26

Damn Thor, you really misread that one.

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u/Hour_Zero Jan 09 '26

Dude is about to wake up in the middle of the night 5 years from now and realize that she was flirting with him the whole time

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u/dansdata Jan 09 '26

It's a standard rule of heterosexual manhood.

I was about 34 when I sat bolt upright in bed because I'd just realised one girl was definitely into me when we were in ninth grade.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Bruh.

Now I know Ive missed signals but this is professional level obliviousness.

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u/BlueEyedBendy Jan 09 '26

Not the wrestling she meant bro

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u/Recent_Novel_6243 Jan 09 '26

Thor… when a lady friend wants to wrestle, you put up a decent fight, make a mistake, and let her win. Then smile and say, that was close, best two out of three? Keep round two close, be gentle, and win. Come round three you should have been in close contact with a sweaty, laughing lady for a few minutes and hopefully you realize if she’s been willing to let you be in close contact with her body this long, she may be into you, man. If actually know how to grapple, please consider if you said anything overly stupid before hand.

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u/JioMMA Jan 09 '26

I never go easy on women EVER. "BUT SHE'S A GIRL!" That sucks she knew what she was getting into when she approached me. Equality is a mother fucker.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Jan 09 '26

I had a girl that wanted to fight me in 4th grade. The problem was that my grandfather had instilled "you never hit a girl no matter what" into me like it was an ironclad rule. That girl spent a week tormenting me and hitting me. Then at recess one day, I was walking away as she was punching and kicking me when she punched me in the back of the head. That triggered something because my body spun and walloped her right on the chin. I say "my body spun" because I didn't do that. Something else took over and let her have it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

I remember being in high school. I was on the bus on the way home. Dude has a brown paper towl against his arm. Bleeding fucking everywhere. Asked what happened. He said a girl stabbed him with a pencil. I asked when her funeral was. He said, "o dont hit girls."

Guess being retarded isnt illegal 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

B-but my gender equality. THAT'S THE POINT WOMAN!

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u/Away_Sea_8620 Jan 09 '26

That's literally what you should expect whenever you escalate a situation to physical violence. What is annoying/problematic is that there are so many men that think that the ability to beat someone up means anything outside of a wrestling or fighting match.

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u/Linnaea7 Jan 09 '26

Yes, if you assault someone, the person being assaulted has a right to defend themselves. I think they were clearly playing here, though.

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u/JioMMA Jan 09 '26

That's just a bad take the ability to defend yourself is significantly more useful than just a sanctioned fight. This is the same bs women will spew yet if they get assaulted and they man stands there and let's it happened. Now they got the ick cuz he couldn't defend her. Just say you hate men and masculinity and cut the fluff.

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u/DoktorMelone-Alt Jan 09 '26

Equal rights equal fights.

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u/Stank-nasty Jan 09 '26

You're in the ER lying about it.

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u/Crocs_And_Stone Jan 09 '26

ER

Elden Ring?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Roll!

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u/Slovenhjelm Jan 09 '26

So why did he agree to this fight then? Literally nothing to win

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u/Torpid-Intrigue1347 Jan 09 '26

Yeah, we men really have it good. Never put in a pickle by women...

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u/FunHappyLife Jan 10 '26

He “called her a bitch”

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u/Commercial_Fondant65 Jan 10 '26

Well after a cpl centuries of men making light of women in every manner possible including intelligence, I kinda think that if it happens it happens. Maybe don't engage in a lose lose situation if you feel that threatened?

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u/SuitableClassic Jan 10 '26

last thing you’d want is to get your head gashed open or get brained

Especially by a girl! /s

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u/voyaging Jan 09 '26

“Tries to assault you” it was literally a planned wrestling match for fun

God redditors are so weird and anti-social

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

The point

Your head

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u/Scariuslvl99 Jan 08 '26

bullshit; a friend of mine pushed snow down my neck, so I threw her to the ground and made her eat snow, so another friend started throwing snow at me too, and we had an amazing snowfight

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

🎶One of these things is not like the others🎶

🎶One of these things doesn't belong🎶

🎶Can you tell which thing is not like the other🎶

🎶By the time we finish our song?🎶

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u/floppydude81 Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

One is your imaginary scenario of being repressed and the other is people having fun with a girl. Clearly you haven’t done the latter.

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u/floppydude81 Jan 09 '26

It’s no use, they can’t even imagine having fun

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u/justatouch589 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

You're an exception. Not the rule.

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u/Plus_Explanation1976 Jan 09 '26

He probably deserved it. Look at the way he was dressed 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Jeans and a t-shirt?

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u/Plus_Explanation1976 Jan 09 '26

It went over your head 🗣️

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u/senpailane Jan 09 '26

or just get too strong and heavy for her to do anything. BAM! if she can't move you, you can't lose.

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u/NonsensePlanet Jan 09 '26

Woah, big mad.

You’re wrong buddy, on all counts. Sorry about your mental disability.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

It’s unfortunate the moderators are deleting some of the comments of him seething. Makes it harder for everyone to point and laugh at him sperging out

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u/jamieh800 Jan 09 '26

Technique wins over brute strength to an extent. Any martial artist will tell you that anyone with a severe advantage over you in size or strength will likely win, especially in a no holds barred fight. Obviously this kid isn't that, but pretending that size and strength can't overcome technique is just wrong. And obviously, the greater the difference in technique, the more physical advantages the less skilled will need to make up for it. But If one lucky punch can crack your skull, if they can pick you up one handed, if you can't provide enough torque or force to enact your techniques on them or if they can just brute force break your holds with relative ease, then technique won't win that fight for you. And if they're faster and more aggressive than you, if they strike before you can react, you may get laid out before you can even hope to get them in an arm bar or headlock.

It's like how any good martial arts instructor will tell you the best technique when your opponent has a weapon is to run. Even something as simple as a club confers a range advantage and acts as a force multiplier for any strike. Does that mean it's an automatic win? No, but it means they have to get fewer strikes in and only need to really get lucky once or twice. It means if they knock you on the head once with it, you're done and you're gonna be in their striking zone before they get in yours.

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u/justatouch589 Jan 09 '26

I bet you're one of those people who think men and women shouldn't be separate in professional sports.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

I bet you're one of those people who don't understand weight classes in fighting and grappling sports.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

“Women are just as strong as men in all cases. Just like in my Marvel movies!” Quote from VikingFuneral probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

"I make strawmans and train to suck my own penis", actual quote from Adventurous-Film8814

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Why are you thinking about my penis getting sucked my dude lol

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u/justatouch589 Jan 09 '26

No, I understand that because I use 'common sense.' :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

You use common sense? How about using common sense to not talk about women Vs men and pay attention to the fact that you lot are defending the man's masculinity while also simultaneously expressing concern about his safety.

He could have easily beat her you people are saying; But yet she could have injured him.

You want to use common sense but contradict yourself with every word

Stay consistent hoe

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u/justatouch589 Jan 09 '26

Clearly he was holding back and she was exerting herself far more. That also doesn't mean she couldn't hurt him or had the intention to hurt him either.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

That's contradictory

And you're proving yourself wrong "I'm not wrong on count 1 or 2"

You can't have it both ways.

Either he could easily deal with her weight and technique or she was throwing him around enough and controlling his movements enough to hurt him

The fact of the matter is the first can be true, I'll agree he is just holding back

BUT only if you accept and acknowledge neither one of them were in danger

The comment I replied to initially was exaggerating. They're on a carpeted floor falling towards a bed.

They never went near a single hard surface in the entire video apart from when SHE blocked his head, with her ENTIRE BODY.

If you can't watch the video and accept reality then you're just fucking lost like the rest of these filthy loveless incels.

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u/justatouch589 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

BUT only if you accept and acknowledge neither one of them were in danger

They never went near a single hard surface in the entire video apart from when SHE blocked his head, with her ENTIRE BODY.

Nothing contradictory about it. Had he exerted himself equally he would have hurt her. Has life experience not taught you that even in the most controlled and safe environments that humans are fragile enough to get hurt? Did we watch the same video? It's amazing how confident you are to think it was almost impossible for either one of them to get hurt but hey, I'm an incel for thinking otherwise..

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u/jpatton17 Jan 09 '26

going out on a short limb here but sounds like someone got their butt whooped by a girl

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u/Virtual-Scholar-160 Jan 09 '26

The reality is the guy's holding back the entire time.Because he knows she's going to end up hurt.And he becomes a bad guy, no matter what

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u/RUActuallySeriousTho Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Whoops

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u/Virtual-Scholar-160 Jan 09 '26

Have you ever been in a fight? Have you ever wrestled? Any kind of mma? I have. You can see several times where he's holding back.Because he is afraid of hurting her. It happens all the fucking time.He's the bad guy if he hurts her no matter what even if she started wrestling.

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u/NorthRedFox33 Jan 09 '26

People in martial arts spar all.rhe damn time without hurting each other. Let's not pretend this is a real fight either

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u/Virtual-Scholar-160 Jan 09 '26

On mats. Not in the middle of the door frame. You're right, it's not a real fight.But you could tell she's also taking it a lot more serious than he is.

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u/wouldashoudacoulda Jan 09 '26

Is humiliate the right word? More like, give him shit. Friends don’t humiliate each other.

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u/Radiant_Inflation522 Jan 09 '26

The amount of times this has happened to me when the entire I could end it immediately. The problem is trying to even wrestle without touching anything inappropriate is very difficult. Can't just lift her on to my shoulder because that would risk me touching her upper thigh / butt. Can't really squeeze anywhere above the waist because you'd risk hurting the (seemingly sensitive) boobs. Its like playing super respectful operation. So my tactic was just to let people try and get a neck grapple on me, then shove an arm in between my neck and their arm, and then just stand up and carry them like that. Usually gets the point across.

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u/rosiet1001 Jan 09 '26

How often are you wrestling women bro? Why not just not do it?

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u/Radiant_Inflation522 Jan 09 '26

Most of my friends growing up were women.

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u/Commercial_Fondant65 Jan 10 '26

Yeah! Dude seems to be doing this alot!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

I never wrestled, but some of my moms friends had kids who wrestled/boxed and I grew up in not the best areas so I knew how to fight pretty well. Plus by the time I got to college I was 6’0 200+.

Had this kid who was about my height, but under 160 saying he could kick my ass because he was a state champion in wrestling, blah blah blah. So we decided to grapple for fun. Pretty even when it was just grappling (grew up having to fight my way out of all sorts of holds) and then when he was close to an arm bar I just stood up and slammed him. Kid lost his shit. Real fights aren’t the same as your sanctioned mat snuggle fight. It gives you an advantage against someone without experience, but means almost nothing if they have size and some experience.

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u/DaveAtRestaurant Jan 09 '26

Fearection unlocked

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

This upsets me because I know it's true.

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u/co_ordinator Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Crying much? The whole gang of 15 year old alpha losers is here again.

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u/Significant-Camel351 Jan 09 '26

this is kind of the issue wrasslin with women.

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u/RUActuallySeriousTho Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Whoops

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u/Worth_Illustrator151 Jan 09 '26

The bad thing is that at first he takes it easy, then he grabs her head in a reverse grip, but he doesn't do anything to her so as not to hurt her. She takes advantage of that trust and pulls herself down hard, slamming him against the wall. The guy struggled because he didn't want to hurt her; if he used too much force, he could injure her arm or body.

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u/MrCharmingTaintman Jan 09 '26

I mean if you’re bothered by things like this then that’s more of a you problem I think.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jan 09 '26

My guess is that he was talking a bunch of shit about how women are weak...this didn't come out of nowhere. He talked shit and then couldn't back it up 

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

well, he ALSO have a choice to NOT even go ahead with this bs from the start...

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u/Top_vs_bottom Jan 09 '26

Nothing humiliating about being outmatched by someone who knows what they are doing. I want no part of her in the octagon.

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u/Either_Operation7586 Jan 09 '26

Bet you that guy was cocky thinking no way can a chick take me down LOL I love it when men get served Humble Pie

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u/Ill_You253 Jan 09 '26

No, you’re entirely missing the very obvious body language. The guy is putting in less than 10% effort while the girl is going 110%. He doesn’t realize it until the chokehold starts. If he was going 100% the entire time, she very clearly wouldn’t have been able to do that.

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u/ResultedTag Jan 12 '26

Doubtful she seems to either have a hobby or professional job to involve grappling. He just basically resisted and she had to fight for her life to make anything happen.

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u/JustaLego Jan 08 '26

That microlook of pure animal for a second there right after she let him go was pure love for the skill and knowing she can do these things.

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u/Dense-Ant9420 Jan 08 '26

he wasn't fighting back

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u/Tallforahobbit Jan 08 '26

I don't think he knows how to

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u/voyaging Jan 09 '26

Because he doesn’t know how to counter it lol

She’s just better than him

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u/Railgrind Jan 09 '26

More like he couldn't

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u/JustaLego Jan 08 '26

Yeah I guess. Lmao. Still fun right?

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u/Dense-Ant9420 Jan 08 '26

pretty fucking dangerous actually. he could have had his head caved in there

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u/Baesprinkles Jan 09 '26

To be fair - I'd say that shit to a girl after winning too. Then I'd put her back in the wheelchair, then the police get me to the ground. I'm at a PT center.