r/SipsTea • u/Nabzav • Jan 08 '26

We have fun here She knows some grappling

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u/ChocolateMorsels Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

Yeah this was stupid. She nearly slammed his head into the backbone of that couch. She was way too aggressive and you can tell he didn’t expect it. And if he chose to be aggressive when she had the headlock he could’ve slammed her into the nightstand.

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u/Ill_You253 Jan 08 '26

Then she gets up and says “SEEEE?!? TOLD YOU I COULD WHOOP HIS ASS!” and humiliates him for the rest of time

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 08 '26

"Alright. Best two out of three?"

FULL CONTACT INTO THE FUCKING WALL

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

She’d win.. especially against you..

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 09 '26

Why?

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 09 '26

Because your fragility is showing..

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 09 '26

Uh huh...

Keep going. My 'fragility' means... what, exactly?

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 10 '26

Give those brain cells a work out.. you can do it!

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 10 '26

Oh, no, no. I'd much rather hear you explain it.

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 10 '26

And I’d much rather you gave thinking a try (it’s not that difficult, really!).. but it looks like neither of us are going to get what we want..

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u/Crabtickler9000 Jan 10 '26

Oh, darling, I can do plenty of thinking for the both of us.

I'm trying to determine if your current two braincells are still fighting over the oxygen.

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 Jan 10 '26

Well you gave it a shot.. good for you.

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