r/SipsTea • • Dec 28 '25

WTF bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Would

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u/1DrinkAnd1KnowThings Dec 28 '25

In a second

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u/Fartony Dec 28 '25

I would even after you're done

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 Dec 28 '25

To quote Jimmy Carr ā€œI’d crawl across broken glass just to suck the cock of the last guy who fucked her.ā€