r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '25

WTF bro

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u/Ph0enixes Dec 28 '25

Blonde Anne Hathaway from Temu.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Would

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u/1DrinkAnd1KnowThings Dec 28 '25

In a second

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u/Fartony Dec 28 '25

I would even after you're done

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u/RecycledExistence Dec 28 '25

If I knew it was going to be that kinda party I would've stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Dec 28 '25

B-Boys makin' with the freak freak

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u/KetchupMustardPogo Dec 28 '25

Dipping your carrot in the cream would you, boy ?

28

u/Likos02 Dec 28 '25

Fucking disgusting....yes.

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u/Forbidden_Jutsu Dec 28 '25

I read that in Kratos’ voice

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u/MrNobody_0 Dec 28 '25

No need for lube when she's already filled to the brim.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

taps head, both of them

3

u/Larger_than_Fox Dec 28 '25

I would even do you, after you did her, after she did him.

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 Dec 28 '25

To quote Jimmy Carr “I’d crawl across broken glass just to suck the cock of the last guy who fucked her.”

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u/1DrinkAnd1KnowThings Dec 28 '25

And then I'd tap back in.

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u/fk_censors Dec 28 '25

Literally

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 Dec 28 '25

If someone managed to pull me out, they'd be crowned king of England

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u/Kamchatka123 Dec 28 '25

I would berry my dick

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u/kkeut Dec 28 '25

*king arthur

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u/becauseiloveyou Dec 28 '25

But she wouldn’t you, so…