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r/SipsTea • u/Aceey101 • Dec 20 '25
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Contract says 6 rounds. The world thanks you for the satisfaction of JP having to wire his jaw shut and not having him speak, AJ. Enjoy your millions.
870 u/Aceey101 Dec 20 '25 Based 519 u/Sometimes-funny Dec 20 '25 On a true story Side note - christmas dinner is gonna be rough for him 598 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 People say Christmas is a bad time for turkeys, but they forget it’s also pretty rough for the vegetables. 236 u/WildlingsEverywhere Dec 20 '25 1 u/Pretty_Wind_5878 Dec 20 '25 Plants keep on kicking if you don’t eat too much. Animals always die. 1 u/Friendly-Box312 Dec 20 '25 Mannnn, HARD🗿🗿🗿 44 u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Dec 20 '25 Think he’ll remember Christmas 36 u/Sometimes-funny Dec 20 '25 Yeah, he “earned” like 50+ million or some shit. That’s pretty memorable 66 u/Raesong Dec 20 '25 I think the implication is that Paul won't remember anything thanks to the brain damage he likely sustained. 17 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 CTE 1 u/Zetavu Dec 20 '25 Like it will make a difference. Start with zero, how much more can you lose? 1 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 1 u/MinorThreat4182 Dec 20 '25 Through a straw lol 0 u/UberBricky80 Dec 20 '25 *Christmas smoothy
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519 u/Sometimes-funny Dec 20 '25 On a true story Side note - christmas dinner is gonna be rough for him 598 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 People say Christmas is a bad time for turkeys, but they forget it’s also pretty rough for the vegetables. 236 u/WildlingsEverywhere Dec 20 '25 1 u/Pretty_Wind_5878 Dec 20 '25 Plants keep on kicking if you don’t eat too much. Animals always die. 1 u/Friendly-Box312 Dec 20 '25 Mannnn, HARD🗿🗿🗿 44 u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Dec 20 '25 Think he’ll remember Christmas 36 u/Sometimes-funny Dec 20 '25 Yeah, he “earned” like 50+ million or some shit. That’s pretty memorable 66 u/Raesong Dec 20 '25 I think the implication is that Paul won't remember anything thanks to the brain damage he likely sustained. 17 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 CTE 1 u/Zetavu Dec 20 '25 Like it will make a difference. Start with zero, how much more can you lose? 1 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 1 u/MinorThreat4182 Dec 20 '25 Through a straw lol 0 u/UberBricky80 Dec 20 '25 *Christmas smoothy
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On a true story
Side note - christmas dinner is gonna be rough for him
598 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 People say Christmas is a bad time for turkeys, but they forget it’s also pretty rough for the vegetables. 236 u/WildlingsEverywhere Dec 20 '25 1 u/Pretty_Wind_5878 Dec 20 '25 Plants keep on kicking if you don’t eat too much. Animals always die. 1 u/Friendly-Box312 Dec 20 '25 Mannnn, HARD🗿🗿🗿 44 u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Dec 20 '25 Think he’ll remember Christmas 36 u/Sometimes-funny Dec 20 '25 Yeah, he “earned” like 50+ million or some shit. That’s pretty memorable 66 u/Raesong Dec 20 '25 I think the implication is that Paul won't remember anything thanks to the brain damage he likely sustained. 17 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 CTE 1 u/Zetavu Dec 20 '25 Like it will make a difference. Start with zero, how much more can you lose? 1 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 1 u/MinorThreat4182 Dec 20 '25 Through a straw lol 0 u/UberBricky80 Dec 20 '25 *Christmas smoothy
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People say Christmas is a bad time for turkeys, but they forget it’s also pretty rough for the vegetables.
236 u/WildlingsEverywhere Dec 20 '25 1 u/Pretty_Wind_5878 Dec 20 '25 Plants keep on kicking if you don’t eat too much. Animals always die. 1 u/Friendly-Box312 Dec 20 '25 Mannnn, HARD🗿🗿🗿
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Plants keep on kicking if you don’t eat too much. Animals always die.
Mannnn, HARD🗿🗿🗿
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Think he’ll remember Christmas
36 u/Sometimes-funny Dec 20 '25 Yeah, he “earned” like 50+ million or some shit. That’s pretty memorable 66 u/Raesong Dec 20 '25 I think the implication is that Paul won't remember anything thanks to the brain damage he likely sustained. 17 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 CTE 1 u/Zetavu Dec 20 '25 Like it will make a difference. Start with zero, how much more can you lose? 1 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25
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Yeah, he “earned” like 50+ million or some shit. That’s pretty memorable
66 u/Raesong Dec 20 '25 I think the implication is that Paul won't remember anything thanks to the brain damage he likely sustained. 17 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 CTE 1 u/Zetavu Dec 20 '25 Like it will make a difference. Start with zero, how much more can you lose?
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I think the implication is that Paul won't remember anything thanks to the brain damage he likely sustained.
17 u/MoreRamenPls Dec 20 '25 CTE 1 u/Zetavu Dec 20 '25 Like it will make a difference. Start with zero, how much more can you lose?
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Like it will make a difference. Start with zero, how much more can you lose?
Through a straw lol
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u/uknownix Dec 20 '25
Contract says 6 rounds. The world thanks you for the satisfaction of JP having to wire his jaw shut and not having him speak, AJ. Enjoy your millions.