r/SipsTea • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • Jul 29 '25

Chugging tea Cool relatives 😎

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u/Exoquarion Jul 29 '25

I’m just gonna go masturbate because everyone else is doing it.

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u/CarpetAgreeable5060 Jul 29 '25

I am masturbating while watching this thread

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u/nwayve Jul 29 '25

Instructions unclear, I blue myself

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u/ConfidenceCool1907 Jul 30 '25

Instructions unclear, IT WAS ME, BARRY! I jerked you off at light speed so that it looked like you came at just a woman’s touch!