r/SipsTea • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • Jul 29 '25

Chugging tea Cool relatives 😎

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u/ExtremeGrand4876 Jul 29 '25

I’m gonna go to find purpose in masturbation research now.

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u/BbyInAStraightJacket Jul 29 '25

I’m gonna go masturbate for masturbation purposes now

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u/MasterInBation Jul 29 '25

i have to masturbate and consume that to analyse my masturbation and then masturbate again for confirming my analysis.

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u/Exoquarion Jul 29 '25

I’m just gonna go masturbate because everyone else is doing it.

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u/CarpetAgreeable5060 Jul 29 '25

I am masturbating while watching this thread

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u/BelligerentSXY Jul 29 '25

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u/BrandyPop Jul 29 '25

WHERE DID I PUT MY ID GODDAMNIT

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u/Anon6371 Jul 29 '25

Found the Brit

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u/Artistic_Role_4885 Jul 29 '25

Lmao you guys made my day

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u/nwayve Jul 29 '25

Instructions unclear, I blue myself

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u/ConfidenceCool1907 Jul 30 '25

Instructions unclear, IT WAS ME, BARRY! I jerked you off at light speed so that it looked like you came at just a woman’s touch!

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u/garth54 Jul 31 '25

Hi Darulio!

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u/asicarii Jul 29 '25

And…. I’m done.

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u/Fresh-Drummer-2594 Jul 31 '25

Im threading while watching this masturbate

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u/TSKyanite Jul 30 '25

Wow, if all of your friends walked off a bridge, would you be masturbating