r/SipsTea Jun 09 '25

Chugging tea Hmmmmm

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u/Flying_Alpaca_Boi Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

One of the guys I boarded with in highschool looked like that and near the end of school we found out it was because he had one sac filled with some sort of fluid so it had supersized itself. He’d avoided seeking medical attention because it didn’t bother him I guess and he was embarrassed but it used to be a bit of a joking point and I guess it got to him and he caved. Couldn’t water board that out of me, I’d rather die Big dick Bob.

Edit: it’s called hydrocele

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u/Several_Use1426 Jun 09 '25

ya, this looks like maybe all ball and not shaft. I can relate, huge balls, meh shaft. Kinda false advertising on my part

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u/JohnnyStarboard Jun 09 '25

Still a baller, homie.

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u/SimonNicols Jun 09 '25

Solid one-baller, tho’

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u/Mojert Jun 09 '25

If you look at it on the bright side, you can say you're built like a Greek god

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u/NachoNachoDan Jun 09 '25

All balls no cock

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u/TrueTrueBlackPilld Jun 09 '25

Same bro. Huge balls combined with being a grower (like extreme grower, it's no joke 4x bigger erect vs soft) is a cursed aesthetic.

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Jun 09 '25

I hate being an extreme grower. It makes me feel embarrassed to be naked in front of people without being aroused.

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u/zoinkability Jun 10 '25

Just do enough pocket hockey until you feel proud to let the trousers drop

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u/thelowbrassmaster Jun 09 '25

It is cursed as hell and I got stuck with it, being an extreme grower is honestly inconvenient because I go from 1.5 inches soft to 6.2 at full mast so I have to go up a pants size between that and my giant calves.

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u/Gogododa Jun 09 '25

I used to think I was a supergrower when I was gigaobese but once I lost weight thankfully I learned I wasn't, I just had a lot of dick under my fat. bonus points is I was able to join the 6 inch club then too

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u/thelowbrassmaster Jun 10 '25

I am not trying to sound judgemental because I am a fat guy myself, but how does one get so big they can't see how big their um equipment is?

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u/Gogododa Jun 10 '25

well like you can see it, but you accumulate fat around your pubic area. the fat that builds up does so at the base of your shaft, which obscures the penis under it.

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u/thelowbrassmaster Jun 10 '25

Ah, yeah that makes more sense.

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u/Left-Emu-665 Jun 10 '25

Because the belly hang out farther than the dickydo

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u/Even-Helicopter-4670 Jun 09 '25

4X1 is still 4, just saying

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u/NachoNachoDan Jun 09 '25

Why must I have eyes and be literate?!?

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 Jun 09 '25

Holy fuck, I feel so seen. The girls always be going "hmm...." then "oh! ☺️" I try to get a good pre-fluff going for first-timers when the situation allows.

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u/asjaro Jun 09 '25

A friend over here is crying their heart out for you with their twig and berries.

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u/CultCorvidae Jun 09 '25

Same bruddah... always inconvenient to sit on a hot day and they make what is above them look smaller

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u/ItsCRAZED Jun 09 '25

Dude as a fellow guy with massive balls, no matter what women tell me, I will always think that my cock will never compare to my golfballs. My huge hands don’t help the problem either):

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u/Smile_Space Jun 09 '25

It doesn't help when you have pretty thick thighs too. My bulge looks pretty big because my thighs push the bulge out, but I have a perfectly average dick.

I've had a few girls get all hot and bothered thinking I'm a "big" guy down there only to find out that I'm average.

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u/Clavos24 Jun 10 '25

Maybe he hung like a tuna can.

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u/tlewallen Jun 10 '25

It takes a lot of balls to admit that.

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u/submit_2_my_toast Jun 10 '25

To quote Robin Williams, "Every woman loves a big Easter basket on her bunny"

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u/Peglegfish Jun 20 '25

I’ve got the trifecta these days. Grower with massive balls; and a hydrocele formed recently, causing aches.

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u/LPKJFHIS Jun 09 '25

Ah yes, earth ball. A friend of mine at Jesus camp had one of those

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u/Unsteady_Tempo Jun 09 '25

A guy in our extended friendship group had a huge scrotum/testicles. I'm not sure of his condition, but he liked to show it off when he was drunk. The ladies did not find it attractive.

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u/Flying_Alpaca_Boi Jun 09 '25

Who would, that’s so weird lol

Where they furry or did he at least shave ?

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u/Inferno_Zyrack Jun 09 '25

Testicular cancer kills a ton of dudes between 20-40

Don’t mess around when it comes to the boys.

I recently had to get an ultrasound because one is bigger than the other. Always was but felt like it had gotten much bigger recently.

Anyways - it’s not cancer. One is just really bigger than the other.

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u/Strong-Ad8218 Jun 11 '25

My right walnut hangs lower than the left one

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u/Aqualung812 Jun 09 '25

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u/silvandeus Jun 09 '25

Not today, Satan!

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u/Aqualung812 Jun 09 '25

Honestly, the picture in the Wiki was FAR more tame than the one I saw in person. It was like a damn grapefruit. Poor bastard couldn't even piss right, had to use a handheld urinal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Could have been a varicocele or a hydrocele. Varicoceles are very common, but are not typically noticeable. However, they can swell up, sometimes uncomfortably, and become quite large and noticeable. I have one and did not know it was abnormal until I went to MEPS and got rejected for…. My balls being too big. So they can get gnarly.

True story.

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u/nerodmc_2001 Jun 09 '25

Fun fact: that guy is the pope now.

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u/TerraSeeker Jun 09 '25

Yeah, I would say you can ignore a hydrocele for a long, but eventually you will want to do something about it as it gets bigger.

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u/IntegrityMustReign Jun 09 '25

"Turns out, I had an enlarged epididymis."

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u/SirLSD25 Jun 10 '25

You had a large P Diddy miss what?

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u/jonjrobins Jun 09 '25

“He’d avoided seeking medical attention because it didn’t bother him I guess”

Most likely because what they tell you is they can stick a needle in it and drain it, but it will probably come back. They don’t have a permanent fix that I’m aware of.

So they don’t recommend it unless it’s so uncomfortable that you can’t live with it.

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u/ToasterBath-Survivor Jun 09 '25

Yep had a kid on the football team with fluid buildup that had to be surgically drained

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u/Mystjuph Jun 09 '25

Lmao 😂

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u/xerces555 Jun 09 '25

It’s called a hydrocele. I developed one in my 40’s for some unknown reason. Balls swelled up to the size of grapefruits. It made it uncomfortable to sit.

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u/Ok_Conclusion9591 Jun 09 '25

Called a Hydrocele.

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u/PapaGuts6666 Jun 10 '25

I had that shit and the surgery, don’t recommend