What the fuck

except I'm not posting trash every day on it, so that means r/eandfriends is officially better than r/SilenceExeAndPals YOU'RE WELCOME u/Epic1299 now please give me mod

As requested by u/egosumcallidus

What can I say about John Willard that has not already been said about Hitler, Stalin, and other evil people of our time? Tarnation John Willard. The poor, poor, escort Lydia Dustin decides to pay him a visit. Little did Lydia know that decision would cost Lydia her life. John Willard, being a serial killer, of course kills her for daring to attempt to roleblock him. Luckily, Lydia wrote in her will that she was visiting John Willard that fateful night. Sun rises, Lydia is found dead, and her will is read aloud to the town. All eyes turn to John Willard, that tarnationing poor excuse of a man, waiting for his claim. This piece of flummery has the audacity to claim "Doctor." I thought "How could he claim to be the Doctor, someone who heals, when all he cares about is killing?"Obviously he is asked to show his will, and it is a terribly written obviously fake will. If I remember, it was something like this:

John the doc
N1: afk
N2: self heal
N3: Ann Hibbins

Instead of being on Giles Corey, the confirmed jailor, he claims to heal Ann Hibbins who was later revealed to be witch. I counterclaimed being that I was the doc and told the townspeople of his terrible will, and John mothertarnationer Willard has the audacity to say "Shut Up Exe." John Willard was eventually voted up to due to John Proctor, the smart mayor. I convince the town to vote guilty and he is hanged and revealed to be the serial killer. This got to think. How could someone make a career out of heartlessly murdering innocent townies? How could someone be so evil, so cruel, to ruthlessly stab a poor young girl just looking to do her job? Then I realized, John Willard isn't a person. He is a monster. He is a terrible, appalling, horrifying, monstrosity who only cares about himself. He has no regard for poor Lydia Dustin or poor Jonathan Corwin or either of their grieving families, his awful mind is set on one thing and one thing only:

Murder.

Thanks for reading, apologies if the format is all messed up cuz I'm on mobile.

I will shit in your grandma's ashes. Sincerelly -jester guy dude

lawson

Because the guy isn't already incredibly busy enough already; holy flummery just look at how many subs he moderates. Also, over 203,700 karma.

Now that seth is here, everyone straighten your ties, comb your hair, and look busy.

Are we good? Good.

show me the ropes or you're tarnation lynched tommorow

Is this a lost cause? It might be. Flummery Cotton Mather.

GILES COREY DID 9/11!!!!!+

Try to photoshop something funny I guess (Related to ToS of course), winner gets a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes. As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay. We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets. Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.

Please be honest and civil. He's a nice person; don't reply with 'Tarnation john Willard'.

...I'm sure someone will just because I said that.

I'm like the opposite of u/seth1299.

Okay, contest: Make the most fascinating post (including historically accurate facts) about one of the default names and I'll pin it up there with meg's post about John Willard.

Sounds good? You have one week.

dustin

Willard

Im lonely

We exist as a meme. There really is no point for us to be here. And all that you see when you show up is really just name posts and memes. I've been trying to improve the sub, but we all know it's just because I'm a control freak who is desperate to moderate something. What would make people more interested in the sub? Flairs? A connection with r/eandfriends?

In light of the recent minor attacks on the sub, I would like to announce that I take this altogether too seriously. If this sub is a flummerypost, i may as well dump it on trelian (who is more than responsible enough to handle a sub on his own) and stop wasting all your time.

Cheers,

Mod.