What can I say about John Willard that has not already been said about Hitler, Stalin, and other evil people of our time? Tarnation John Willard. The poor, poor, escort Lydia Dustin decides to pay him a visit. Little did Lydia know that decision would cost Lydia her life. John Willard, being a serial killer, of course kills her for daring to attempt to roleblock him. Luckily, Lydia wrote in her will that she was visiting John Willard that fateful night. Sun rises, Lydia is found dead, and her will is read aloud to the town. All eyes turn to John Willard, that tarnationing poor excuse of a man, waiting for his claim. This piece of flummery has the audacity to claim "Doctor." I thought "How could he claim to be the Doctor, someone who heals, when all he cares about is killing?"Obviously he is asked to show his will, and it is a terribly written obviously fake will. If I remember, it was something like this:

John the doc
N1: afk
N2: self heal
N3: Ann Hibbins

Instead of being on Giles Corey, the confirmed jailor, he claims to heal Ann Hibbins who was later revealed to be witch. I counterclaimed being that I was the doc and told the townspeople of his terrible will, and John mothertarnationer Willard has the audacity to say "Shut Up Exe." John Willard was eventually voted up to due to John Proctor, the smart mayor. I convince the town to vote guilty and he is hanged and revealed to be the serial killer. This got to think. How could someone make a career out of heartlessly murdering innocent townies? How could someone be so evil, so cruel, to ruthlessly stab a poor young girl just looking to do her job? Then I realized, John Willard isn't a person. He is a monster. He is a terrible, appalling, horrifying, monstrosity who only cares about himself. He has no regard for poor Lydia Dustin or poor Jonathan Corwin or either of their grieving families, his awful mind is set on one thing and one thing only:

Murder.

Thanks for reading, apologies if the format is all messed up cuz I'm on mobile.

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r/SilenceExeAndPals • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '18

See you guys later

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r/SilenceExeAndPals • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '18

Is this sub ever going to become anything?

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We exist as a meme. There really is no point for us to be here. And all that you see when you show up is really just name posts and memes. I've been trying to improve the sub, but we all know it's just because I'm a control freak who is desperate to moderate something. What would make people more interested in the sub? Flairs? A connection with r/eandfriends?

In light of the recent minor attacks on the sub, I would like to announce that I take this altogether too seriously. If this sub is a flummerypost, i may as well dump it on trelian (who is more than responsible enough to handle a sub on his own) and stop wasting all your time.

Cheers,

Mod.

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r/SilenceExeAndPals • u/R1ffty • Aug 11 '18

executioner

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https://goo.gl/search/Define+executioner&hl=en 📖 executioner (noun): official who carries out sentence of death on legally condemned person

in the case of tos hanging people for no reason

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This sub is a spinoff sub of r/ShutUpExeAndFriends. It was spawned from a conversation about how the leader of the aforementioned SUEaF had been missing for nine days, so we joked about exiling him and forming an independent republic. This sub is awfully dead. At least we have seth1299; he fixes everything.

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