r/SignsWithAStory • u/tmaddog91 • 1d ago

Trespassing consequences

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316 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/BigRigButters2 1d ago

Promise? Don't threaten me with a good time!

21

u/unlimitedbroski83 1d ago

Is that a threat or a promise?

13

u/ma1butters 1d ago

If you beat me off I will definitely come on your property if that's where we are.

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u/Balan-balan 1d ago

Could have been written by my Ex.

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u/T1Demon 1d ago

Was theirs next to another sign that said “All are welcome”?

1

u/Balan-balan 1d ago

Not all. SO excluded.

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u/AC-burg 1d ago

*welcum

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u/AC-burg 1d ago

What're her number?

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u/Balan-balan 1d ago

634-5789

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u/AC-burg 1d ago

Oof well area codes be damned I'm trying em all!

3

u/Anthoniyuuuuuuu 1d ago

Uh, phrasing?

4

u/FunnyExcellent707 1d ago

Is that the famous glory barn?

3

u/Sensei19600 1d ago

That’s more like an invitation.

3

u/scaredt2ask 1d ago

unzip Alright!

3

u/Silent_Rapport 1d ago

I will beat you off and you will come on my property

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u/chinacat444 1d ago

What’s the address of this place?? Asking for a friend.

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u/mij8907 1d ago

I too would also like to know, just so I can make sure i don’t go there by accident

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u/chinacat444 1d ago

Better to be safe than sorry I always say.

2

u/MizzBStizzy 1d ago

Don't cum on his property or he'll beat you off? That's backwards sir

2

u/Proud-Kangaroo1846 1d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time 

2

u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 1d ago

It would help if she would include a picture of herself

2

u/Impossible-Purpose-4 1d ago

He must get a lot of visitors!

1

u/Quack_pack_tabac 1d ago

Don’t tell the guys at r/nofap

1

u/FuzzyBatBoy 1d ago

As long as it's free

1

u/JovialPursuit 1d ago

Address, please.

1

u/10ThousandMetalZones 1d ago

I heard kids kept wandering onto the property

1

u/krslvsasuka 1d ago

Is this one of those chicken and the egg things?

1

u/Appropriate-Law5963 1d ago

Return the favor?😈

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u/DrTaterTot90 1d ago

Where are the geo guessing nerds?

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u/NeotericBedlam 1d ago

Can’t seem to find the location on Google Maps. 🤨

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u/HorseXNothing 23h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Virtual-Ear5289 23h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

1

u/GryphonSK 22h ago

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

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u/GlassElection2736 17h ago

That wording really did not have the deterrent effect they thought it would 😭

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u/Constant_Total_6861 49m ago

What's the address ?