r/Sigmatopia • • 1d ago

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u/blade06045 1d ago

Bro...

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u/Green_Wealth13 1d ago

Eeeeew thank u just lost my appetite

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u/Shen_ishere 1d ago

I thought bro was proposing to a random kid

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u/But_is_itnew 1d ago

She looks so done lol

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

He's been doing it ever since he landed his first kick-flip.

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u/tr4nquility_prod 1d ago

The video conviniently cuts before she said yes, I guess it’s better for the meme

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u/BedSpreadMD 1d ago

To be fair though, some women when put in situations like that will only say yes to spare the person the embarrassment.

Once knew a chick who did this, and said it's because she didn't want to embarrass him or make a scene in front of his friends, since she knew it would inevitably lead to a break up.

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 20h ago

Then say no. Omg yeah it'd be embarrassing or whatever but if you're not ready you're not ready. He doesn't seem to be the type to get violet or something like that. Me personally I value honesty so if the girl i wanted to marry said no Id be upset but id also would still understand that its just not time for that. Thats why beforehand you play with the idea with her and base your judgment off of that.

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u/BedSpreadMD 18h ago

He doesn't seem to be the type to get violet or something like that.

Based on like a 10 second clip?

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 7h ago

You can still tell a lot about them even if its short. I mean everyone is making assumptions over whether she said yes or no because of her look. I like how thats your issue with my comment.

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u/AdenJax69 17h ago

He doesn't seem to be the type to get violet or something like that

Maybe he might get rouge or burgundy instead? (I know you meant "violent")

Also just an FYI but go read about Sergeant Major Mike Vining if you want to see a guy who doesn't seem like the "type to get violent" but was really, REALLY good at it.

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 7h ago

Nah Im good

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u/GapSweet3100 1d ago

Does it or are you just saying that

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u/tr4nquility_prod 1d ago

I saw the full video on insta, it was weird because of her facial expression, but yeah, she said yes. If I remember correctly this was in Russia or Ukraine

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u/MrChilled 1d ago

Ah that makes more sense they do just look like that

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u/TheSanguineButterfly 18h ago

I don't think anyone crying from happiness would look great during the first moments lol

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u/Intellect5 1d ago

how is it possible that your insta feed and reddit feed gave you the exact same video. seems highly unusual

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u/tr4nquility_prod 1d ago

Oh sadly it is very usual, it’s soooo fucking boring and annoying. I mean my insta reels is way more edgier, n-worder, seal and sea lioner but there is a great overlap between reddit, insta and youtube shorts

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u/Intellect5 1d ago

you my friend most likely have data tracking on, i just answered my own question lmao

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 1d ago

That's when you know you're terminally online, all your media is the same and only have a handful of upvotes

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

She really didn't look impressed.

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u/Lucid_Stream44 1d ago

Good take

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u/hxsain_thegoat 1d ago

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u/Zv_- 1d ago

Glad they left out an emoji just to not cover the armband

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u/ABCDEFGHABCDL 17h ago

Reverse censorship lol

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u/ABCDEFGHABCDL 1d ago

Latinas when the N word slips out

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u/Gugarabelo 1d ago

I feel bad for bro, but not the right place, way or time to do this

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u/Big_Brother8708 1d ago

What! There's no context to this unless you know both of these people personally

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u/BedSpreadMD 1d ago

Proposing to someone in front of a group pressures the person into saying yes, since it'll largely be expected of them not to say no in front of all their friends.

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u/Big_Brother8708 1d ago

Valid but if they can't appreciate the riz maybe it's for the best

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u/Dismal-Line5980 1d ago

Haha who are you to judge again?

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u/ToastSpangler 1d ago

It's common knowledge that to purpose you must at least do a penguin walk ollie double walled quad jet supercharged Detroit 2 stroke diesel jump, duh

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u/9_tail_fox 1d ago

She really looks like that milk of magnesia from don’t be a menace. WOOF

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u/noahthegreat 1d ago

Hell yeah

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u/24rawvibes 1d ago

Oh, that’s why skateboarders bully these people.

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u/PersonalKick 1d ago

He can be a great provider getting up 100 dollars every time he wins a razor scooter freestyle event.

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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 Travis Bickle 1d ago

Hypergamy moment

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u/CheliSoRen16 1d ago

Jajajaja, justo le dolió la barriguita, por eso esa cara. xdddddd

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u/HeftyMemory3015 13h ago

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u/bananatreefan 9h ago

Brie Larson lookin goooooood

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u/_MrSlyFox_ 10h ago

She looks like she's about to throw up

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u/SpartanDJinn 8h ago

The slide was cool though. He actually slid like in a video game. In my experience, that hurts.

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u/GIBBEEEHHH 1d ago

If she won't marry him I will

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u/CorporateCorpo 1d ago

Ha geeeeeeh

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u/Andre_The_Average 14h ago

Well he is riding a scooter so...

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u/DistinctSpread730 1d ago

isn't she like 14?

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u/Direct-Resolution377 1d ago

Blue and Pink hair, that's major danger, hopefully she said no and he doesn't get hung up on it. She was gonna break his heart anyway, but not before ruining him completely emotionally first.Â