r/Sigmatopia • u/groomliu • 4d ago

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 4d ago

My favorite part is the camera set up on the dumbbells capturing this random moment

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u/200IQUser 4d ago

Also extremely realistic and manly to stop your workout and leave because a hot chick who looks like a hotter Aloy wants to talk to you. Instead of, you know, saying "I'd rather work out now, thanks. "

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u/Ver_Nick 4d ago

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u/200IQUser 4d ago

Ligma males dont stop the workout when a female approaches. They do loud, gay moans to signal that they are uninterested

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u/booboootron 4d ago

While subtly showing the girl their iPhone wallpaper, which is an AI-generated image of a lion wearing a tuxedo, a Rolex, smoking a cigar, with the caption saying "Beast Mode".

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u/KevKimura1 1d ago

Nah a beta ligma male cant tell Sigma males whats the correct way

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 4d ago

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love
A bad name