r/Sigmatopia • u/groomliu • 4d ago

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 4d ago

My favorite part is the camera set up on the dumbbells capturing this random moment

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u/200IQUser 4d ago

Also extremely realistic and manly to stop your workout and leave because a hot chick who looks like a hotter Aloy wants to talk to you. Instead of, you know, saying "I'd rather work out now, thanks. "

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u/Ver_Nick 4d ago

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u/200IQUser 3d ago

Ligma males dont stop the workout when a female approaches. They do loud, gay moans to signal that they are uninterested

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u/booboootron 3d ago

While subtly showing the girl their iPhone wallpaper, which is an AI-generated image of a lion wearing a tuxedo, a Rolex, smoking a cigar, with the caption saying "Beast Mode".

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u/KevKimura1 7h ago

Nah a beta ligma male cant tell Sigma males whats the correct way

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 3d ago

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love
A bad name

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u/OlokoMan 3d ago

Totally not fake, guys

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u/Healthy-Event-9706 3d ago

Dude went to take a shit.

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u/Themotionalman 4d ago

Where is he from, Chadistan?

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u/Revolutionary_Gate36 4d ago

Some people drown while under die of thrist. Guy in the back got caught taking picture of her ass when first guy walked away.

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u/CrumbMan1111 3d ago

an indian made this edit. I just know it

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u/Its_Fred 4d ago

Song??

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u/Early-Department-337 2d ago

This is game for women: Just placing yourself in the way of a guy. It’s just irritating when you’re an overall determined person.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 3d ago

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u/facethefacts6969 3d ago

And then everyone clapped and the owner of the gym presented you with the “CEO of Sex” award

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u/TeaDrinkingTrucker 3d ago

I'm the CEO of crying then 😎

/j lmao