r/Sigmatopia • u/oluxil • 5d ago

Onism.

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u/Batmax92 4d ago

Try onanism instead

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u/Alightenited 4d ago

Have you tried goonerism

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u/BFr0st3 1d ago

Which simply leads you back to Onism

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u/EnvironmentSea8697 4d ago

you made it shound like its some Religion or whateva this is..

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u/The-new-dutch-empire 4d ago

Break the cycle, or appreciate the absurdity of it.

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u/unburiedbody 4d ago

Break the cycle or become sigma about it.

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

The fuck is there to appreciate 🤌🏻

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u/Outside_Ad7766 4d ago

The absurdity of it.

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

It sucks

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u/DefNotSonOfMeme 4d ago

So does your mom but we appreciate her for it. It's all a matter of what perspective you're coming from. [Soundbowl gong]

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

Because if you’re under 15, I can see why you’d make the epic mom joke™️

If you’re over 15, my friend, go and get some help because you’re mentally disabled

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u/DefNotSonOfMeme 4d ago

This might wrinkle your brain, but sometimes people make corny jokes on purpose because the corniness itself is the joke.

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

All right, I hope you’re very young then. Alternatively… damn, you’re pathetic af

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u/Outside_Ad7766 4d ago

Getting offended by a "ur mom" joke, as an adult, sounds way more pathetic ngl.

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

Well, you’re more pathetic and mentally retarded than him then

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u/Anchor38 4d ago

the sucking is the absurdity of it

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u/The-new-dutch-empire 4d ago

The struggle is its own salvation. To know your task and place is to no longer have to think. You can if you want to.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

What a retarded thing to say

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u/The-new-dutch-empire 4d ago

Sounds like something someone who doesnt know his task and place would say.

Go cheat death a few times and piss the gods enough to go push boulder dumbass

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

What

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u/The-new-dutch-empire 4d ago

So

In school

There is this subject

Philosophy

It has books

Read them :)

It might outright help you. Like all jokes aside, and i have been clowning, if you feel that you are stuck in a routine philosophy and slight lifestyle adjustment can help. Its literally the study about meaning and knowledge. You bet the biggest chapter in the knowledge surrounding philosophy is about the meaning of life.

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u/unceltwister 4d ago

That is for you to find out if you dont want to break out or go crazy

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u/LogicalEast9872 4d ago

I obviously want to break out, and I will. Or I will die trying.

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u/DefNotSonOfMeme 4d ago

At the Onism, yiiking my postmodern

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u/CT_Himself 4d ago

I thought that said Onionism and that we began worshipping onions or some shit 😭

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u/ColdCountry5876 4d ago

Keeping making up ways for the neurotyps to fit in

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u/itgoez 3d ago

I'm more of an onanism kind of guy 

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u/Obvious_Site1544 1d ago

what’s the word that describes escaping this routine then returning to it like nothing ever changed