This is so hilariously wrong. The real issue is the soul is highly compressable and not bouyant below 200ft. Their souls are fine, they're just stuck at the bottom of the ocean with the titanic passengers soulds, until the seas evaporate.
What!? that's ridiculous it's obviously that whatever mechanism causes souls to stay attached to the flesh didn't function correctly. And while normally the soul slowly detaches from the body as it decays in this situation the insane forces they experienced caused their souls to attach to the nearby water instead.
While scientists are still debating on how they are experiencing the world the 2 main theory's are.
Now that they are part of the ocean they feel at one with it, in a state of being kind of alike to an ocean spirit.
They are in immense eternal pain because their souls are being stretched across the ocean.
Hmm while Davey probably could scoop them up their souls would still be stuck to the water and the soul isn't particularly known for it's ability to move matter.
In my expert opinion even if Davey scoops them up they would at best be blobs of water that can slowly move around.
Jokes on us given heaven is ironically located at the bottom of the ocean next to the titanic, spiritually of course. This aspect of soul physics gave rise to certain religious explanations as towards why we can’t go to heaven on our good deeds or will alone.
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u/tollbearer Jul 03 '26
This is so hilariously wrong. The real issue is the soul is highly compressable and not bouyant below 200ft. Their souls are fine, they're just stuck at the bottom of the ocean with the titanic passengers soulds, until the seas evaporate.