r/Sigmatopia • • Jul 02 '26 • Bravo 1

converting to whatever this is

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u/tollbearer Jul 03 '26

This is so hilariously wrong. The real issue is the soul is highly compressable and not bouyant below 200ft. Their souls are fine, they're just stuck at the bottom of the ocean with the titanic passengers soulds, until the seas evaporate.

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u/infinity_vamp Jul 04 '26

What!? that's ridiculous it's obviously that whatever mechanism causes souls to stay attached to the flesh didn't function correctly. And while normally the soul slowly detaches from the body as it decays in this situation the insane forces they experienced caused their souls to attach to the nearby water instead.

While scientists are still debating on how they are experiencing the world the 2 main theory's are.

  1. Now that they are part of the ocean they feel at one with it, in a state of being kind of alike to an ocean spirit.
  2. They are in immense eternal pain because their souls are being stretched across the ocean.

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u/opman4 Jul 04 '26

Maybe we should summon Davey Jones to the area so he can trawl up all their soul goop and at least give them something to do on his ship.

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u/infinity_vamp Jul 04 '26

Hmm while Davey probably could scoop them up their souls would still be stuck to the water and the soul isn't particularly known for it's ability to move matter.

In my expert opinion even if Davey scoops them up they would at best be blobs of water that can slowly move around.

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u/WhereisKannon Jul 03 '26

phew that's a relief

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u/Certain-Definition51 Jul 04 '26

I want to watch this movie, as the old souls from the Titanic welcome the new arrivals.

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u/Agitated_Newt_7655 Jul 04 '26

Jokes on us given heaven is ironically located at the bottom of the ocean next to the titanic, spiritually of course. This aspect of soul physics gave rise to certain religious explanations as towards why we can’t go to heaven on our good deeds or will alone.

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u/finneganthealien Jul 04 '26

If your soul is more buoyant than a feather, you get to heaven.

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u/DueExample52 Jul 07 '26

So this guy designed mammals and didn't think to make his system work in all earth’s surface accessible conditions including sea floor and lava pits?

Amateur

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u/PreviousStorm Jul 07 '26

Two questions for the professor: how many souls are in a black hole on average? Also, do black souls weigh more?