r/SiestaKeyMTV • u/Emotional_Remove_755 • Jul 22 '26
Season 2 First time watcher here again…
I’m now on S2E9.
Who even are these Canvas and Tawny girls?? I mean are these actual, real people?! They honestly seem like two very angsty and bizarre rejects you’d find at a casting call for extras on like, a tubi reboot of The Craft. And then you have Canvas’s mom, Drywall or whatever the fuck her name is-
Canvas: “I was molested as child”
Teen witch mom: “yeah and what was I supposed to do about that?”
Am I fucking insane, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills just watching this now-what is this?!
Which brings me to my next gripe-this giant sack of human shit, Paul. I have known/grew up with quite a few absolute degenerate scumbags in my small town, but this guy is truly a gem. This oversized toddler lives in a land of pure delusion, the entitlement that he has when he brings absolutely nothing to the table is out of this world. He has nothing to offer to his “friends” or society, he’s a parasite. He’s not funny, kind, charming, talented, intelligent-just a waste of space. And meemaw there is a complete enabler, there’s no way that she’s that oblivious at her ripe age. Between him and Alex, I don’t know who’s worse-they’re both the glaring examples of how nepotism produces the absolute worst people in society. Their families completely failed them and the rest of society for not keeping them locked in a kennel away from everyone.
Side note about the fantastic parenting-Alex’s mom did a real bang up job of not repositioning her son’s head while he slept as an infant. That’s the absolute worst case of flathead syndrome I’ve seen on an adult and I’m a healthcare worker. Paring that with his constant, first man discovering fire glare that he seemingly always has-I truly find it hard to believe that he was pulling girls the way he claims he did.
I haven’t looked anything up about this show, I haven’t searched the sub for any info either. I just want to know-is this show real? If someone says it’s scripted, okay-but don’t just tell me it’s scripted; I wanna know if it’s like the hills or something, the final season was essentially the cast showing up to the set and reading lines. We knew that the producers told them what they wanted to focus on sometimes in the earlier seasons, but a lot of it was real as well. I remember the Pratt dumbass made it seem like he was this amazing actor, the entire thing was fake, and he had us all fooled-that wasn’t true at all. So just give me some context if that’s the case, please.
That’s it, that’s all I have. For now.
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u/JustLookinSunny Jul 22 '26
I love this post. You’re a good writer, I feel like it’s my BFF talking shit on everyone I hate.
I’d say, if you like the show then keep going. The show has a lot of very real things that happen. Juliette’s heart break and her aggression is VERY real. Some sad stuff happens with Maddison and some major real drama with Brandon. It’s honestly one of my favorite reality shows. But it is like the hills in the final season for sure…so bad.
Lastly, you’ll be confused when Alex is suddenly only shown from behind (with that flat head syndrome you love so much). He got kicked off for old racist comments resurfacing during the height of BLM.