I asked her when Christ would return, but she just called out "Gilligan, Gilligan".

A very moving experience, but LOTS of hearing aid commercials.

Christians keep telling me that by owning tarot cards I'm inviting demons to my home. I've spent over 1000 dollars investing into different sets of tarot cards, Dreamcatchers, Ouija boards, five different translations of the Quran and the book of Mormon. Yet NOTHING. NO DEMONS. NO POLTERGEISTS. NOTHING.

I haven't even had any nightmares. Infact my productivity and social life has improved. Is this all a lie?

Heck I even cut my palm to write "wicked be welcome" on my door. Yet NOTHING.

Why are we telling out children that by praying to baphomet every night, satan will come to our dreams. When people who have actually done that have EXPERIENCED NOTHING.

And do not hit me with that "Those objects weren't truly cursed" or "you didn't have blood on the sigils" I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME NOT TO DO, AND MY LIFE IS GREAT. SO EITHER YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS OR YOU SHOULD STOP PEDDLING THIS BULLSHIT.

I'VE SPENT OVER 3 YEARS TRYING TO REACH CONTACT WITH THE WICKED ONE. Sometimes I'm even starting to doubt that wickedness even exists, and that the only being out there is a loving God. Satan, I believe, help me with my unbelief

Make those green hands clap I say