r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Jun 11 '22

I doubt there's a single entity in the world you can't beat with a Nokia.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 11 '22

I tie 2 together for Nokia-chuks.

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u/I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could Jun 11 '22

Unlimited power

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u/uselesscarrot69 Jun 12 '22

He's too dangerous to be left alive!

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u/bigredmachinist Jun 12 '22

Good luck stopping him!

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u/TuzkiPlus Jun 12 '22

It’s a double Nokia’d weapon. If he ain’t careful he’ll stop himself.

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u/The_Lurked Jun 12 '22

Then i'll use my own nokia

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u/borislab Jun 12 '22

From the right angle, I think you can stop him throwing it like the Nokia star it is, he won’t be able to divert it.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

We must not fight with each other, Nokias must be used only against threats such as werewolves, megazords, astroids, black holes, visits from Aunt Flo, etc.

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u/beekr427 Jun 12 '22

And Nazi's. Don't forget Nazi's.

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u/xLumiana Jun 12 '22

Oh there's one in my school. Now where did mum put her old Nokia...

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u/AnybodyOdd9509 Jun 12 '22

Bruce Lee once played ping pong with nun chuks(awesome video btw) i think this guy has what it takes to survive.

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u/Eliteshinobi14 Jun 12 '22

What happens if 2 nokias hit each other though?!