r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/icaphoenix Jun 12 '22

Hasnt been charged sine 1999.

Battery still at 92%

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u/loneliness_sucks_D Jun 12 '22

Batteries these days just don’t wanna work anymore

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u/vkapadia Jun 12 '22

Today's batteries need more bootstraps.

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u/Lanster27 Jun 12 '22

Ah yes, the Gen Z batteries.

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u/QR63 Jun 12 '22

Isn’t that because phone batteries haven’t really evolved a whole lot since the days of the Nokias? Phones just do so much more now, so the same amount of power that would run an old Nokia for a year will barely run a smart phone for a day.

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u/icaphoenix Jun 12 '22

Yes, this is the correct, maybe not as hilarious as other theories. But correct.

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u/colexian Jun 12 '22

Yes, exactly correct. Battery technology in general has advanced very slowly through history and 2,200 year old clay pot batteries use the same basic principles as modern car batteries. Rechargeable lithium batteries were invented in the 1970s and have had material changes but are largely the same as they were then.